I mean, who else can say they go to a University that was founded before the state itself?
Here are 25 signs you go to the best school in the nation.
1. You’ve tasted the tears of the gods otherwise known as Cowboy Coffee- and even if you haven’t, you know all is right with the world as long as there’s a flock of hipsters lingering outside of Common Grounds.
2. You're familiar with the walk to the BSB. Thus, you know that the walk to BSB at anytime of the year (15 degrees or 105 degrees) is a special kind of torture. I feel for you, science majors.
3. Good luck trying to actually work out in the SLC. However if you’re in the mood to people watch, there may not be a better place- I’m talking to you, girl in jeans on the elliptical.
4. You witness a longboard-bike accident on your way to class virtually everyday.
5. Have you ever seen fifty fraternity men dancing perfectly in sync to a musical number? Do you want to? Then SING is just for you.
6. Scruffs- whether it’s Piano Man or Karaoke Night, some of your most ridiculous memories occurred here.
7. You were the Big XII Football Champs in 2013. Sic’em.
8. You turned out the lights at Floyd Casey.
9. You’ve run the Baylor Line at least once and learned that proper footwear is essential. Thanks for nothing, cowboy boots.
10. There’s always at least one different picture of the new stadium on you Instagram feed.
11. You’ve never been so excited for tailgating football season. #sailgating #amiright
12. Dia: The one day our own university tells us we’re all going to hell.
13. You’ve seen people setting up proposals on your walk to class. Ring by Spring is all too real, people.
14. The fear of running into your CL after a night out.
15. You’ve taken better naps in chapel than you have in your own bed.
16. Good luck trying to find a diet coke, or any coke product for that matter, within a 10-mile radius of campus.
17. If you don’t have a picture on Judge Baylor’s lap, did you really go to Baylor?
18. The only thing you learn when you go tortilla tossing is to not waste 4 bucks on a bag of tortillas you’re literally going to throw away.
19. You’ve walked through the middle of campus secretly hating all of the people in Eno’s for studying the right way.
20. If Yik Yak says it, it must be true, right?
21. You know more about the dining hall staff than about what your roommate did last weekend.
22. Southwest Chicken Salad Wednesday. Does any more really need to be said?
23. You shed green and gold tears when you saw Isaiah Austin on stage during the draft
24. You’ll always have a special place in
your heart liver for places like LaFa and Mi Tequila.
25. Even though some schools think they have the nation’s longest running Homecoming parade, you, The Smithsonian and I all know better. 105 years and counting!