1. Wow this line is so long!
2. I hope the bouncer isn't strict and lets me in...
3. Wait, I'm 21 now! He has to let me in, HA!
4. Oh no....I'm way too sober for this.
5. Why didn't I pregame harder?
6. OK, just beeline for the bar.
7. Why won't the bartender look over here, my boobs look awesome tonight!
8. Seven dollars for a Vodka Cranberry are you kidding me? I'm going broke tonight.
9. Whatever, this better get me drunk.
10. Is there even alcohol in here? Seriously?!
11. This sucks I need at least four more of these if I'm going to be any fun tonight!
12. Oh good, my friends want to do shots, I love doing shots!
13. *Does shot* Oh my god, I hate doing shots, I'm gonna throw up.
14. Is that creepy guy looking over here?
15. He's definitely looking over here, why won't he stop looking at me?
16. No, please don't come talk to me, please no, what did I do to deserve this?
17. Great here he comes, just don't make eye contact.
18. UGH he won't shut up, how do I get out of this? And where are my friends??
19. If he doesn't offer to buy me a drink in two minutes, I'm saying I see my boyfriend and just walking away.
20. Crap I have to pee.
21. This is the longest line of my life, I'm definitely going to pee my pants.
22. Ok that was an exaggeration, this line isn't so bad and everyone is so friendly in here!
23. *Looks in mirror* OH MY GOD HAVE I LOOKED THIS TERRIBLE ALL NIGHT?!
24. Why did none of my friends tell me my hair looked like this? They all suck.
25. I'll just go to the dance floor where it's dark and no one can see how bad my hair looks.
26. I should not have worn these shoes, rookie mistake.
27. It's hotter than hell in here! I feel like I'm at a middle school dance and I'm gonna sweat off all my makeup in like 10 seconds.
28. Hey look, there's my friend! Should I tell her that the guy she's dancing with looks like he's 12?
29. No this is funny, I should let them keep dancing.
30. Uh oh I think they're about to make out, I should definitely stop her.
31. Oops, too late... oh well I tried!
32. I guess I should text my hookup to meet me after since the boys here all look like they haven't hit puberty.
33. *Looks for phone in purse* OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY PHONE!?!?!? I LOST MY PHONE! THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
34. Oh wait it's in my back pocket. Phew, crisis averted *proceeds to drunk text hookup*.
35. OH MY GOD NO WAY, that guy from my Business class that I've been crushing on all semester just walked in, this is totally my chance.
36. Wait a second, who's that girl he brought with him?!
37. I'm going to kill her with my bare hands.
38. No, that's aggressive, I'll just follow her into the bathroom and ask if she did her makeup that way on purpose, and then compliment her outfit really passive aggressively.
39. Yeah that'll get her for sure and probably ruin her whole night!
40. Or maybe I should ignore her completely and just go over there and say hi to him, and then casually start flirting with his friend?
41. Good plan, ok here I go.
42. Wait his friend isn't even cute this is a dumb plan.
43. Maybe I should just go home, I mean the bar closes in 20 minutes and there's no need to see what everyone actually looks like when they turn the lights on.
44. Honestly, I'd rather be eating pizza.
45. Can someone call an Uber? And Dominoes?
