If you're like I am, every once in awhile, you like to mess with your friends or random citizens. (By once in awhile, I mean every day.) It's hilarious and makes your day better while making theirs a tad bit worse. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not out to piss people off every day, but like every good prank or joke, it's bound to make others mad. Without further adieu, I bring you my list of 10 things you can do to make others mad while simultaneously making your day funnier.
1. Bump into the person wearing camo.
Next time you see someone wearing camouflage in public, make sure to bump into them to let them know its definitely working. Making a funny face and acting surprised like you didn't see them. If you need a reference as to what face you should make, aim for this:
2. Play the Inappropriate game.
A surefire way to embarrass your friends or future ex-friends is to say inappropriate things unusually loudly in a crowd.
3. Text your grammatically correct friend horrible grammar.
Everyone has that one friend who just can't seem to keep their grammatically correct ways to themselves. So what if I don't know the difference between there, their and they're!
4. Eat various foods excessively loudly.
Next time you're in the library and looking for a quick snack to eat while studying, opt for something really annoying to others, but extremely delicious to you, like chips!
5. Be loud in general.
Everyone hates the person who doesn't know the difference between an outdoor voice and an indoor voice. (#ThrowbackToKindergarden). Be that person.
6. Make everything a competition.
"What was that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me winning." Life is a competition. No, it's more serious than that. Life is like the Hunger Games to you, and you're the Girl on Fire.
7. Make sure to tell everyone your opinion. All the time.
Whether they asked for it or not, your opinion matters and everyone should know it. It doesn't matter if it's warranted or even relevant.
8. Don't text your friends back, but absolutely post things on social media.
There is no better time to post things on social media than when your friends are trying to get a hold of you. Tagging them would probably speed up the process.
9. Talk to people with headphones on.
Everyone knows that headphones mean social hour is over, but seeing as though you're purposely trying to make people mad today, only speak to people who are clearly trying to zone out with headphones on. Extra points if you pull them out and try talking to them.
10. Laugh at your own jokes.
Yeah sure, you may know you're funny, but make sure everyone else knows how clever your jokes are by laughing at them. Once again, bonus points if everyone is dead silent.
