Every year for Valentine's Day I get chocolate, whether it be from my significant other, my parents, or my friends. Somehow I always end up with a ton of chocolate. Don't get me wrong, I love chocolate, but sometimes it might be better if you send me something else. Like..
1. A bouquet of bacon
2. Chicken Wings
3. Pizza
4. Nutella
5. Mac and Cheese, specifically from the Cheesecake Factory
6. And while we're talking about the Cheesecake Factory, you could send me some cheesecake too
7. Or just some Cake
8. Or Cupcakes
9. Or Cake Pops
10. Or Popcorn for when I'm sitting alone watching sad sappy movies by myself on Valentine's Day
11. French Fries
12. And a Milkshake to dip them in
13. Icecream
14. Donuts
15. A big juicy hamburger
16. Pickles
17. Onion Rings
18. Oreos
19. Cookies
20. Cheese.. and lots of it.. on everything
21. Chicken Nuggets
22.French Toast
23. Mozzarella Sticks
24. Fried Dough
25.Dunkaroos
So if you're trying to get me to be fat on Valentine's Day, do it the right way.