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If Every Zodiac Sign Was A Guy On Tinder, Scorpios, We're Swipin' Left

What would your sign's profile look like?

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If Every Zodiac Sign Was A Guy On Tinder, Scorpios, We're Swipin' Left
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In astrology, each sign is associated with a few standard traits. Here, I've turned those traits into Tinder profiles. Read on to find yours!

Aries (March 21st - April 19th)

Looking for a girl who can decide where to eat on a date.

Taurus (April 20th - May 20th)

Can't decide what to get on GrubHub plz advise

Gemini (May 21st - June 20th)

My hobbies include leaves, the fall, pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, and whatever else girls are into right now

Cancer (June 21st - July 22nd)

Your mom will love me.

Leo (July 23rd - August 22nd)

6'3" with an ego to match

Virgo (August 23rd - September 22nd)

Will probably clean your house

Libra (September 23rd - October 22nd)

Need a date because I really want Chipotle so hmu

Scorpio (October 23rd - November 21st)

Ask me about my cat

Sagittarius (November 22nd - December 21st)

Looking for someone to travel the world with [insert plane and flag emojis]

Capricorn (December 22nd - January 19th)

I work a lot but at least that means I can buy you lots of food

Aquarius (January 20th - February 18th)

Tell me your most deep-rooted beliefs

Pisces (February 19th - March 20th)

Needs a cuddle partner for cuffing season

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