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If The Zodiac Signs Were Bob's Burger's Characters

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Krislyn Flores

Feb 25, 2018

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We all do it. We can't help ourselves when we see a horoscope or zodiac-related post. Despite knowing ourselves for, well, our entire lives, we still thrive off of these posts that tell us a little more about ourselves. Whether you believe in Zodiac signs stereotypes, or not, it's always fun to see how you are described. Now, when you combine a zodiac post with the never-ending humor of Bob's Burgers characters, you just can't go wrong! To classify the signs I will be receiving information about the signs from www.horoscope.com to ensure that all traits are sourced from the same place. Enjoy!

1. Aries: Mr. Fischoeder

March 21st to April 19th

Just like Fischoeder, Aries can be described as eager, dynamic, quick, and competitive.

2. Taurus: Tina Belcher

April 20th to May 20th

Very much like Tina, Taurus is described as sensual, strong, dependable, and creative.

3. Gemini: Gene Belcher

May 21st to June 20th

Gemini is known to be expressive, curious, versatile, and kind, which fits Gene perfectly.

4. Cancer: Linda Belcher

June 21st to July 22nd

Linda is very intuitive, sentimental, compassionate, and protective, just like Cancers!

5. Leo: Louise Belcher

July 23rd to August 22nd

This may be the most fitting one, yet! Leos are described as fiery, self-assured, outgoing, and dramatic. Nothing describes Louise better!

6. Virgo: Mort

August 23rd to September 22nd

Mort is the perfect example of someone who is loyal, analytical, practical, and gentle.

7. Libra: Gretchen

September 23rd to October 22nd

Libras are known to be social, fair-minded, diplomatic, and gracious.

8. Scorpio: Teddy

October 23rd to November 21st

Like Teddy, Scorpio is seen as brave, stubborn, resourceful, and passionate.

9. Sagittarius: Nat the Limo Driver

November 22nd to December 21st

Sagittarius is usually known as extroverted, optimistic, funny, and generous, just like Nat.

10. Capricorn: Edith Cranwinkle

December 22nd to January 19th

Like Edith, and tbh most of our elders, Capricorns, are serious, independent, disciplined, and tenacious.

11. Aquarius: Gayle

December 22nd to February 18th

Just like Gayle, Aquarius is primarily deep, imaginative, original and uncompromising.

12. Pisces: Mickey

February 19th to March 20th

Mickey, like Pisces, can be described as affectionate, empathetic, wise, and artistic.

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If The Zodiac Signs Were Bob's Burger's Characters

We've related to them all at one point.

1. Aries: Mr. Fischoeder

2. Taurus: Tina Belcher

3. Gemini: Gene Belcher

4. Cancer: Linda Belcher

5. Leo: Louise Belcher

6. Virgo: Mort

7. Libra: Gretchen

8. Scorpio: Teddy

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12. Pisces: Mickey

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You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

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No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

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