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If The Zodiac Signs Were Bob's Burger's Characters

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We all do it. We can't help ourselves when we see a horoscope or zodiac-related post. Despite knowing ourselves for, well, our entire lives, we still thrive off of these posts that tell us a little more about ourselves. Whether you believe in Zodiac signs stereotypes, or not, it's always fun to see how you are described. Now, when you combine a zodiac post with the never-ending humor of Bob's Burgers characters, you just can't go wrong! To classify the signs I will be receiving information about the signs from www.horoscope.com to ensure that all traits are sourced from the same place. Enjoy!

1. Aries: Mr. Fischoeder

March 21st to April 19th

Just like Fischoeder, Aries can be described as eager, dynamic, quick, and competitive.

2. Taurus: Tina Belcher

April 20th to May 20th

Very much like Tina, Taurus is described as sensual, strong, dependable, and creative.

3. Gemini: Gene Belcher

May 21st to June 20th

Gemini is known to be expressive, curious, versatile, and kind, which fits Gene perfectly.

4. Cancer: Linda Belcher

June 21st to July 22nd

Linda is very intuitive, sentimental, compassionate, and protective, just like Cancers!

5. Leo: Louise Belcher

July 23rd to August 22nd

This may be the most fitting one, yet! Leos are described as fiery, self-assured, outgoing, and dramatic. Nothing describes Louise better!

6. Virgo: Mort

August 23rd to September 22nd

Mort is the perfect example of someone who is loyal, analytical, practical, and gentle.

7. Libra: Gretchen

September 23rd to October 22nd

Libras are known to be social, fair-minded, diplomatic, and gracious.

8. Scorpio: Teddy

October 23rd to November 21st

Like Teddy, Scorpio is seen as brave, stubborn, resourceful, and passionate.

9. Sagittarius: Nat the Limo Driver

November 22nd to December 21st

Sagittarius is usually known as extroverted, optimistic, funny, and generous, just like Nat.

10. Capricorn: Edith Cranwinkle

December 22nd to January 19th

Like Edith, and tbh most of our elders, Capricorns, are serious, independent, disciplined, and tenacious.

11. Aquarius: Gayle

December 22nd to February 18th

Just like Gayle, Aquarius is primarily deep, imaginative, original and uncompromising.

12. Pisces: Mickey

February 19th to March 20th

Mickey, like Pisces, can be described as affectionate, empathetic, wise, and artistic.

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If The Zodiac Signs Were Bob's Burger's Characters

We've related to them all at one point.

1. Aries: Mr. Fischoeder

2. Taurus: Tina Belcher

3. Gemini: Gene Belcher

4. Cancer: Linda Belcher

5. Leo: Louise Belcher

6. Virgo: Mort

7. Libra: Gretchen

8. Scorpio: Teddy

9. Sagittarius: Nat the Limo Driver

10. Capricorn: Edith Cranwinkle

11. Aquarius: Gayle

12. Pisces: Mickey

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1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

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"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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Because who understands your bitterness better than April?

1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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