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The Zodiac Signs As Airplane Passengers

Gemini, if you kick my seat one more time...

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The Zodiac Signs As Airplane Passengers
Chey Huston-McCrea

When traveling many prefer to drive themselves rather than ride on an airplane with strangers. Especially when traveling alone, you never know who you might be sitting next to or if there's going to be an obnoxious child sitting behind you kicking your seat. Those who truly believe in the powers of Zodiac signs and think they truly describe their life, they may be one of these passengers.

Aquarius: The book nerd.

As long as they don't shine their light in your face during a night flight, they're pretty chill.

Pisces: The first flight.

They'll tell you it's their first time too. Expect freak outs and or excitement when the plane moves slightly when preparing for taking off.

Aries: The fascinated one.

This can also come from a first flyer or a frequent one. How could you truly get over the fact that you are now up so high in the sky?

Taurus: The nice one.

Usually, has plenty of gum to share and nice stories to distract you from the long flight.

Gemini: The kid that kicks your seat.

Freaking kids.

Cancer: The one that falls asleep on you.

Can you please keep your drool to yourself?

Leo: The 'let me tell you my life story' one.

Sometimes learning about someone's life is cool but others can I please just put my headphones in now?

Virgo: The crying child.

Someone get this kid a pacifier or a bottle already!

Libra: The person who brings their yappy puppy on board.

Dogs are cute and all but when their yapping and howls can't even be masked by the plane engines, we have a problem.

Scorpio: The grouchy and always complaining one.

"Can we get a move on already?" "Why can't I have two complimentary cookies?" "Will you shut up already!"

Sagittarius: The one who has to use the bathroom every 5 minutes.

After the second bathroom trip in a short flight, they must be stopped or told they can no longer claim a window seat.

Capricorn: The drunk one.

Bottoms up.


May you encounter a Scorpio, a Virgo, or even a Taurus, every flight is a new adventure.

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