Who doesn't dread getting back into the swing of reality after a weekend? If you're anything like me, your week might go a little something like this...
Then they will text you to tell you they left you a voicemail.
"Did you know Gretta is engaged!?"
This is the most awkward thing any human will have to experience.
"What does she mean, she loves herself?" "I don't know mom!"
Do you just snoop on my profile all day?
Nothing will make you feel more single then having to tell your mother you're single.
That I've answered a thousand times already.
My hair is fine!
"You look so skinny! Have you been eating?"
A million times.
"You are so talented."
That's on fleek!
My mom likes Kat on The Voice more than me.
Moms make the greatest hostesses.
No matter what, your mom is always there for you. She's your shoulder to cry on and the only person you want to talk to when you need to calm down.
