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Your Week Presented By Dwight Schrute

"Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific. put those together and it spells Dwight" -Dwight Schrute

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Monday

What you want to say when your overly perky coworker says "Happy Monday!" There is honestly nothing and I mean nothing "happy" about Mondays. Please go away.

Tuesday

That feeling when you realize it's only Tuesday and you've still got four more days until the weekend. Tuesdays are like Mondays except for one step closer to Friday.

Wednesday

That face you make when the same annoying coworker who wished you a "Happy Monday" shouts "HUMP DAY" across the office.

Thursday

Thursday has the fake feeling that you usually experience on a Friday, except you realize you have to come back to work tomorrow. Thursday also seems to be the slowest day of the week, since it's right before Friday, the best day of the week.

Friday

You have waited all week for this glorious day! It is finally here and when the clock strikes 5, you will be sprinting out the door like Usain Bolt. Nothing can describe the excitement you experience at the end of the day Friday. Time to finally live your life to the fullest!

Saturday

Saturdays are full of bad decisions but who cares, you have Sunday to recover! This is the day you let your freak flag fly and forget about your crappy cubical for a while. If you want to make the most of you weekend though, I suggest not getting too smashed that you spend Sunday in bed.

Sunday

Well, you had a good run. Sundays seem to be the most blurred day of the week as you wonder how the heck it's already Sunday when it feels like just yesterday it was Monday. Farewell weekend, thanks for the memories and see you next Friday.

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