"I just realized that I can sleep with my eyes open"
Monday
" I've had a very long, hard day. "
Tuesday
" I hate this stupid day and everything about it "
Wednesday
" I just realized that I can sleep with my eyes open"
Thursday
" I wanna sit in a comfortable chair and watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!"
Friday
" I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life."
Saturday
" I am not "blah" , I am a hoot!"
Sunday
" It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays."