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Not Your Typical Girl

Not Your Typical Girl

It’s A Girl!! Well decorate everything pink or even purple

Because I’m a girl I’m supposed to like pink and purple

Sit still and cross my legs and still, look pretty to be how they say it “looked at”

Oh because I’m a girl you think I’m easy, I’m not supposed to be into sports or be an athlete

and hang with the guys, Play one on one ball with the guys

I got to be cheerleader right, with the fancy bows in my hair and tons of make up

No offense, I wear make up sometimes

Because I’m girl I’m not supposed to barb really loud and fart

I’m supposed to wear dress and shoes that’s not sneakers, you know look fancy and nice

You automatically think I’m supposed to have or like dolls, flowers, stuff animals and tea sets right



WAKE UP!!! I’m not your typical girl

My favorite color is any blue, I use to skateboard and play ball now I play tennis

I hate pink, if I have to I’ll probably only wear pink once a month

No bows though, not me

Sit like a dude, Crouch back in my chair, lean forward with my legs open when I have on pants.

Wait!! I got cross my too OMG!!! Ughh

I’m supposed to be easy, What, Boy bye you better back up, I know karate and I also know crazy

But you girl you not supposed to fight back, What you got 5 seconds to back up.

I rather Step then be a cheerleader. 2,4,6,8 Who do we appreciate. Let’s Go, Tigers!!! Rawrrr!!

Whatttt!!!! Wake up call I barb in public after I drink something.

The only time I wear dresses unless it’s a special occasion’s, church, a college presentation or

maybe it’s the first and only thing clean, because I didn’t do laundry yet

Oh and I’m supposed to like dolls, flowers, stuff animals and tea sets right

I hate all of that, most guys bought me teddy bears and or a doll and flower

Oh that’s way it didn’t last, something told me that it wouldn’t work.

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