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22 Moments During Your Semester So Far, As Told By The Kardashians

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22 Moments During Your Semester So Far, As Told By The Kardashians

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It's February, and you've accepted the fact that your cat is yet again your one true Valentine. But wasn't it just Christmas?

Whether your school goes by semesters, trimesters, or quarters, we're all well into this marathon until finals week. The Kardashians are here to sympathize and, quite possibly, take the pain away.

1. So you were super hype to get back to school and see all of your college friends again!

2. You and your roommates resumed your tradition of binge-watching Netflix, especially...

No homework yet, so how else would you spend your free time?

3. But then reality struck and you realized you'd eventually have to go to class.

Netflix > class.

4. No worries. You can totally finesse and impress.

5. Your hair was totally on fleek that day, too.

6. So you grab a seat in the front row.

#StudiousAF!

7. The professor reviews the syllabus and then starts to give a lecture.

Seriously, bruh? On the first day? They call it SYLLABUS WEEK for a reason.

8. It was terrible, but you somehow powered through.

You're beginning to wonder who made your course schedule.

9. And then you remember.

You did this to yourself!

10. You're over it.

11. The next few weeks were kind of rough, but you eventually got back into a routine.

12. You even went to the gym a few times!

13. And it felt FANTASTIC!

14. You only stress ate half of your meals.

15. Nobody could blame you!

16. You don't have the money to buy a parking pass for a spot that isn't even guaranteed, and campus security has been up your ASS.

17. So you try to use your charm and talk your way out of a ticket.

"And I'm hot."

18. But it doesn't work.

Whatever. They're all peasants anyway.

19. Your professors congregate to decide that you need to turn in three papers, four projects, and ten readings all on the same day...

*Incorrect use of "you're." Maybe you should try harder, Kendall.

20. Let's be honest. You knew that this day was coming.

Let's goooo. The library is your new best friend.

21. At the end of the day, you just got to let Jesus take the wheel.

Anything is possible with God and the Kardashians on your side!

22. And Kanye. We could never forget you, Yeezy.

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22 Moments During Your Semester So Far, As Told By The Kardashians

Parking officials are peasants.

1. So you were super hype to get back to school and see all of your college friends again!

2. You and your roommates resumed your tradition of binge-watching Netflix, especially...

3. But then reality struck and you realized you'd eventually have to go to class.

4. No worries. You can totally finesse and impress.

5. Your hair was totally on fleek that day, too.

6. So you grab a seat in the front row.

7. The professor reviews the syllabus and then starts to give a lecture.

8. It was terrible, but you somehow powered through.

9. And then you remember.

10. You're over it.

11. The next few weeks were kind of rough, but you eventually got back into a routine.

12. You even went to the gym a few times!

13. And it felt FANTASTIC!

14. You only stress ate half of your meals.

15. Nobody could blame you!

16. You don't have the money to buy a parking pass for a spot that isn't even guaranteed, and campus security has been up your ASS.

17. So you try to use your charm and talk your way out of a ticket.

18. But it doesn't work.

19. Your professors congregate to decide that you need to turn in three papers, four projects, and ten readings all on the same day...

20. Let's be honest. You knew that this day was coming.

21. At the end of the day, you just got to let Jesus take the wheel.

22. And Kanye. We could never forget you, Yeezy.

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Teachers

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It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

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Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

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Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

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Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

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