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22 Moments During Your Semester So Far, As Told By The Kardashians

Parking officials are peasants.

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22 Moments During Your Semester So Far, As Told By The Kardashians
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It's February, and you've accepted the fact that your cat is yet again your one true Valentine. But wasn't it just Christmas?

Whether your school goes by semesters, trimesters, or quarters, we're all well into this marathon until finals week. The Kardashians are here to sympathize and, quite possibly, take the pain away.

1. So you were super hype to get back to school and see all of your college friends again!

2. You and your roommates resumed your tradition of binge-watching Netflix, especially...

No homework yet, so how else would you spend your free time?

3. But then reality struck and you realized you'd eventually have to go to class.

Netflix > class.

4. No worries. You can totally finesse and impress.

5. Your hair was totally on fleek that day, too.

6. So you grab a seat in the front row.

#StudiousAF!

7. The professor reviews the syllabus and then starts to give a lecture.

Seriously, bruh? On the first day? They call it SYLLABUS WEEK for a reason.

8. It was terrible, but you somehow powered through.

You're beginning to wonder who made your course schedule.

9. And then you remember.

You did this to yourself!

10. You're over it.

11. The next few weeks were kind of rough, but you eventually got back into a routine.

12. You even went to the gym a few times!

13. And it felt FANTASTIC!

14. You only stress ate half of your meals.

15. Nobody could blame you!

16. You don't have the money to buy a parking pass for a spot that isn't even guaranteed, and campus security has been up your ASS.

17. So you try to use your charm and talk your way out of a ticket.

"And I'm hot."

18. But it doesn't work.

Whatever. They're all peasants anyway.

19. Your professors congregate to decide that you need to turn in three papers, four projects, and ten readings all on the same day...

*Incorrect use of "you're." Maybe you should try harder, Kendall.

20. Let's be honest. You knew that this day was coming.

Let's goooo. The library is your new best friend.

21. At the end of the day, you just got to let Jesus take the wheel.

Anything is possible with God and the Kardashians on your side!

22. And Kanye. We could never forget you, Yeezy.

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