They say, “you are what you eat” and everyone eats sandwiches, but can what you eat on your sandwich determine who you are as a person? If this is what you are wondering, then I can help determine your personality based on your sandwich choices.

Let’s start with basic additions you may use to enhance your sandwich experience:

Pickles

If pickles are your thing, no matter if they’re crunchy or soggy, then you seem to be a laid-back person. Although, you’re sometimes known to be a little sour and always hold grudges. “Maybe if you were more of a cucumber fan,” is often used against you when you get in your sour moods.

Bacon

You’re a messy eater and you know it. Bits of pieces end up in your hair and all over your clothes even when you aren’t even the one eating. You’ve got a knack for snacking and your appetite won’t be stopped by anyone.

Avocado

You’re a hipster, health food fanatic, lover of positive vibes, and indie music. Avocado on everything. “Greens for days,” is a phrase often used by you and you live up to your phrase. You have avocado on toast, sandwiches, even on your dessert… maybe you need to slow down a bit…

Lettuce

To me, there are only two types of lettuce and essentially, they do the same thing.

Sliced:

The watery, flavorless crunch of lettuce suggests that you could be a very plain person who bites back with smart remarks occasionally. People tend to have mixed feelings about you and only ever want to go to the gym whenever you hang out with them.

Chopped:

This lettuce, unlike it almost whole friend, is stringy and absorbs whatever condiment you pair it with. If you use this kind of lettuce you could be someone who flakes often on plans, has a wide variety of friends, and always introduces yourself first.

Tomato

Tomatoes have a wide array of flavors, sweet, savory, but also very bland, depending on which tomato you choose.

Sliced:

Based off this, you could have a bright and colorful personality who can adapt to any situation/person you meet to make them feel comfortable, but you tend to be a bit bitter when alone. Don’t let small seeds get in the way of how people perceive you, the people close to you won’t care about those who gossip about you.

Cherry:

While if you choose the tiny cherry tomatoes you could you be a very bubbly person who gets lost often, but always knows where they should end up in life. You daydream your way through any difficult situation, but always end up coming to the worst possible conclusion.

Cheese

There are many different types of cheese you could use on your sandwich, which is why I’m going to break it down for you.

American:

You’re patriotic; what American doesn’t love cheese named after their country? It’s basic and the first cheese I think of when I think of the construction of a sandwich. You’re someone who is a typical American, loud and happy, talkative and kind of offensive, and of course…you love a good sandwich.

Colby:

You like a little mix up in your life. Indecisive and always bouncing from one social group to another. Sometimes you get caught up in the whirlwind of things and forget who you are isn’t just 1 or 2 but 1+2 = 3.

Pepper-Jack:

Oh? You seem to like to spice things up a bit. People sometimes misunderstand you, they take your spiciness (sassiness) too far. For example, in Kansas people may call you too spicy for their taste, but in Texas they may call you too mild for their taste.

Swiss:

The holiest of cheeses, you cherish your bond with your religion. You like to spread your love of your religion to all and let them know that it’s alright to be a little holy. You accept any situation as it is, love everyone no matter who they are, and always become the peace-maker whenever there’s a sticky situation.

Other:

Any other cheese not listed is what I would call a “fancy cheese”. You’re the type to always be ahead on your work, are an attentive listener, and a hard worker.

Condiments

Who wants a dry sandwich anyway? A good condiment can hold any sandwich up.

Mayonnaise:

Sorry to say it but you seem like a basic person. You like your sandwiches with 1 meat, 1 condiment, only lettuce and tomato, on white bread. There’s nothing wrong with sticking to the basics, you like routine, cleanliness, and organization.

Mustard:

People call you a bit strange occasionally, but all-in-all you’re a sweet person who is often misunderstood to have a spicy personality. You may come off a little too strong in the beginning but once people get to know you, they’ve made a life-long friend.

Sriracha:

You always leave the house with your sriracha bottle, you put it on everything, “if it doesn’t taste good the first time, add sriracha,” is a phrase often coined by you whenever you eat with your friends. You’re hilarious, you can spice up any room, have been through almost every wonky and weird adventure you could think of, and you never fail to make people smile.

Ketchup:

You’re someone who matches your sandwich with fries instead of chips. As a child, you might’ve been the one in class who put their chips on their sandwiches to add that extra crunch. Everyone follows your lead and you never let anyone down.

Other:

Wow, you’ve made it to this category? Maybe you like a little oil, pesto, or horseradish on your sandwiches. No matter what you like, it’s unique and no one seems bothered by it. You’re a natural born leader and you take your life in big strides without worrying about the little problems.

Meats:

Obviously, you like a little meat in your life and you’re never one to judge a book by its cover.

Turkey:

A healthier option compared to most, you always opt for white meat instead of red. Addicted to the gym and, “what’s seen on TV,” products, you spend a lot of your time in leggings always ready to go for a run or stretch.

Ham:

You have a hearty, happy, laid-back personality. “Laugh it off,” is whatever you use when you don’t know what else to say. You love all holidays: Thanksgiving, Christmas, anytime you can get a good meal with your family (which is quite large).

Bologna:

A little on the weird side, a closet video-gamer, and a total book nerd. You enjoy a quiet day to a loud day, always looking on the bright side, and the one to promote body positivity. “Eat whatever you want,” is what you often say. You make sure no one ever leaves your house hungry.

Other:

Anything fancier than these categories and I consider you a sandwich master. You know what you’re doing in life, always the innovator, and never afraid to try new things in life.

Bread:

A sandwich without bread is like mac without cheese. Or salad.

White Bread:

The basics are important to you, people call you old fashioned but you’re more traditional than anything else. You value keeping traditions alive, family is number 1 in your life, and you make for an amazing friend who always knows what to say.

Wheat Bread:

Health is important to you, always opting for a healthier option when there’s one available. You always want your friends to try new diets with you, go on spontaneous trips, and cherish a good night occasionally.

Fancy Bread:

Whenever you make a sandwich it contains your heart and a couple of hours of research. You’re a perfectionist to the max, always looking for new ways to organize your life, and you also happen to always have the most beautiful planner with perfect handwriting.

So what is your personality based off of your sandwich?