We all have that one "mean" friend who will say anything straight to our faces without any hesitation.
They never miss an opportunity to be completely honest and, most definitely, won't go a day without roasting us. All the laughs they have are usually due to your constant fails in life, but at the end of the day, you would not want it any other way. They are most definitely your closest friend and you could not imagine life without their roast sessions.
So here's to my real, "mean" best friend and thank you for doing all these things!
1. Will always pay for you when you are "broke".
At first, they will make fun of how you have $2 on your debit card but will end up paying for your steak tacos because obviously, they don't want you watching them eat and the entire time you will be roasted for how broke you are.
2. Your name is not your name with them.
You are never referred to by your real name ever!!! It's always some random adjective like ugly or hoe. Sometimes it could be a random animal that you remind them of!
3. Food > You
You: I'm bored. Let's do something
Them: Only if we get food ugly
4. Always honest
Whether if it's trying on clothes or if you're having guy or girl problems they will always make sure to say how they feel. Roast sessions are a must because there's no sugarcoating if you are overreacting or just being dumb. In the end, they tell you what you really need to hear and it's what's best for you.
5. All credits of Instagram posts goes to them!
Whenever you have an Instagram worthy picture, the first person you text is them because you obviously need to know what filter and caption you should use, and if the picture is even Instagram worthy!
6. They love you for you!
They are always there when you are having the best times and worst. Thank god they are honest because who else will laugh at all your failures and encourage you to try again. When you look back, you realize that they are your forever friend and they are stuck with you for life!
