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Your First Semester Of College As Told By The Kardashians

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Your First Semester Of College As Told By The Kardashians
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Going away to college is a thrilling yet terrifying time in any high school graduate's life. Going away for your first semester will have you feeling a whirlwind of thoughts. Will you be able to make friends? What are you supposed to dress like? Will your roommate like you? What if you fail all your classes? Fear not -- The first family of America (the Kardashians, of course) are here to guide you through your first semester of college

1. It's finally time! No longer are you a high school baby -- you're officially a college student!

2. You're trying to play it cool, but deep down, you're terrified.

(Secretly crawls under covers to call Mom as soon as she leaves.)

3. You meet your new roommate, who you'll be blessing with your presence for the entire semester...

4. ...But quickly realize that sharing a room the size of a small jail cell might not be the easiest thing in the world.

Seriously? Do you have to blow dry your hair at 8:30 in the morning every single day?

5. You go to pick your classes, and are completely overwhelmed and confused by all the choices.

OK, biology and English literature seem familiar, but what the heck is intro to histology? Should you take Japanese? There's an entire class just on the story of Cinderella?

6. You try to be studious and on top of everything, but there're so many interesting clubs to join and fun to be had!

7. By the time exams roll around, you realize how much stuff you haven't learned this semester.

You know you're in trouble when you don't recognize half of the words on the final exam study guide.

8. You're feeling super in over your head, so you hit up your parents for some extra cash.


Nothing says "I believe in you" like a little pizza money at the end of the month.

9. But you've still got time! It's the point where you've got to get serious!

10. After locking yourself away from all the parties and cool stuff, you take your finals. Thank God that's finally over!

You can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Congratulations! You finally made it through the hardest part!

11. Thrilled that you've finally done it, you head home, where your parents are super proud of how mature you've become!

But of course, they believed in you all along... right?

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