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Your (Crappy) Job As Told By Spongebob

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Blair Hendricks

Apr 29, 2017

Elizabethtown College

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Well, May is just around the corner, and for many high school and college students, it means it's time to go back to your summer job. Sure you might have some friends there and you are more or less willingly going back, but we all know how we really feel about our crappy, thankless summer jobs:

1. Greeting Customers

2. Greeting Your Co-Workers

3. When Your Hours Get Unexpectedly Cut

4. When One Of Your Co-Workers Ask You To Fix The Old Label Machine/Printer/Computer/Slicer/Scale

5. When Someone Asks You If You Know How To Fix The New Machine

6. When Customers Yell At You For Things That Are Out Of Your Control

7. Or When They're Really Mean To You On Your First Day

8. Or When They Try To Pay With An Unreasonable Form Of Currency

9. When They Ask You A Really Dumb Question

10. When Things Are ALREADY A Disaster And You JUST Got Here

11. Trying To Look Busy When Your Manager Walks By

12. That One Guy Who's Way Too Peppy

13. And That Other Guy Who Never Does Anything

14. When A Customer Insists That Their Obviously Too-Small Child Is Tall Enough To Ride

15. When Someone Wakes You Up On Your Day Off

16. Working Overtime

17. Payday After Working Overtime

18. When Customers Complain To You About Their Personal Lives, As If You Can Actually Do Something

19. When You Look At The Clock And (Miraculously) It's Almost Time To Go Home

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Your (Crappy) Job As Told By Spongebob

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

1. Greeting Customers

2. Greeting Your Co-Workers

3. When Your Hours Get Unexpectedly Cut

4. When One Of Your Co-Workers Ask You To Fix The Old Label Machine/Printer/Computer/Slicer/Scale

5. When Someone Asks You If You Know How To Fix The New Machine

6. When Customers Yell At You For Things That Are Out Of Your Control

7. Or When They're Really Mean To You On Your First Day

8. Or When They Try To Pay With An Unreasonable Form Of Currency

9. When They Ask You A Really Dumb Question

10. When Things Are ALREADY A Disaster And You JUST Got Here

11. Trying To Look Busy When Your Manager Walks By

12. That One Guy Who's Way Too Peppy

13. And That Other Guy Who Never Does Anything

14. When A Customer Insists That Their Obviously Too-Small Child Is Tall Enough To Ride

15. When Someone Wakes You Up On Your Day Off

16. Working Overtime

17. Payday After Working Overtime

18. When Customers Complain To You About Their Personal Lives, As If You Can Actually Do Something

19. When You Look At The Clock And (Miraculously) It's Almost Time To Go Home

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10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

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