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Your 21st Birthday, As Told By Tina Belcher

It really is worth the hype.

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Your 21st Birthday, As Told By Tina Belcher
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Hitting 21 is a major milestone for pretty much everyone. Allow Tina Belcher to walk you through the process.

1. Getting ready for the big night out.

You have to get your hair, makeup and outfit on-point, of course.

2. Arriving at the club and taking the first shot.

So this is what 21 feels like!

3. A few shots later and you're getting down.

And the DJ plays "In Da Club" and you lose control.

4. Then you find your significant other after dancing.

And they ignore your drunk-kisses (or say you're being obnoxious).

5. After drunk-arguing, you try to get to the bathroom.

You stumble a little, but girl, you got this.

6. Some random girl helps calm you down.

Girls are seriously so nice. You feel so confident after getting a pep-talk from a random stranger.

7. Then you throw up, but you're still ready to party more.

Your mascara might be smudged from crying and puking, but you're invincible.

8. Your friends decide to take you home, and you're focusing on not throwing up again.

That breeze, though.

9. And you finally make it to bed.

Well....your friends help you to bed...after you want water....and bread...and want to throw up some more...then cry some more...

10. Then you wake up the next morning.

So many questions, so many drinks, so much Tylenol.



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