13 Things Older Siblings Have Experienced As Told By Dwight Schrute | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

13 Things Older Siblings Have Experienced As Told By Dwight Schrute

He started it!

141
13 Things Older Siblings Have Experienced As Told By Dwight Schrute
IMG Flip

All I wanted as a 5-year-old girl was to have a baby sibling. I didn't care if it was a boy or girl, but I was sure we'd be best friends. I wanted to finally have another kid in the house to play with when my parents were busy being adults. Ugh, boring. My "wish" finally came true when I turned 6 and my brother was born. I don't think I entirely understood what I was in for.

1. The moment you find out you're going to be a sibling

Wow, Mom and Dad! The storks have finally answered our prayers!

2. After the baby is born

There's crying, so much crying. You can't even tell where it's coming from anymore. Maybe I'm crying.

3. When you have to give the baby a bath or change a diaper

What IS that? Is this thing an alien?

4. When they start getting more Halloween candy than you


He's younger, so the neighbors give him more candy? Have you seen how small he is!? He can't eat all of that, but I can give it a shot.

5. When you start getting blamed for everything

"They started it!" Then you get the, "you're older, you should know better" spiel.

6. Having to babysit for FREE

The going rate for babysitters is $10/hr and your parents are getting you for free. The least they could do is raise your allowance.

7. When they lose respect for your "older sibling" authority

They need to be set straight. Immediately.

8. When your mom makes you include them with your friends

We're six years apart and he's gross! I don't want him in my room and definitely not with my friends.

9. Trying to get along for once

Ya, well...We tried.

10. Trying to help them with homework

Why don't they get it? I don't understand how they aren't getting it!

11. When they get away with way more than you did

They get everything earlier. I got a phone in the summer for getting straight A's in my first year of middle school. My little brother...3rd grade. I wasn't allowed to have soda in the house, he gets his own 2 liters. If he doesn't get straight A's, oh well. At least he didn't fail.

12. When someone else tries to mess with them

No one is allowed to make fun of your sibling but you. If you're going to try, you're going to have to go through me first.

13. When you go to college and actually miss them

You're going to miss so much. They're growing up, and you won't be there for some of the big moments. Before you know it, you're coming home and they've learned to ride a bike or drive. Maybe their voice has changed or they've grown taller. You thought you'd feel great finally being away on your own, but you miss them.

Siblings drive you absolutely nuts, but at the end of the day, you'd do anything for them. They complete your family, and you couldn't imagine living without them.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Christmas tree
Librarian Lavender

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas is one of my personal favorite holidays because of the Christmas traditions my family upholds generation after generation. After talking to a few of my friends at college, I realized that a lot of them don't really have "Christmas traditions" in their family, and I want to help change that. Here's a list of Christmas traditions that my family does, and anyone can incorporate into their family as well!

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 5 Phases Of Finals

May the odds be ever in your favor.

1400
Does anybody know how to study
Gurl.com

It’s here; that time of year when college students turn into preschoolers again. We cry for our mothers, eat everything in sight, and whine when we don’t get our way. It’s finals, the dreaded time of the semester when we all realize we should have been paying attention in class instead of literally doing anything else but that. Everyone has to take them, and yes, unfortunately, they are inevitable. But just because they are here and inevitable does not mean they’re peaches and cream and full of rainbows. Surviving them is a must, and the following five phases are a reality for all majors from business to art, nursing to history.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

How To Prepare For The Library: Finals Edition

10 ways to prepare for finals week—beginning with getting to the library.

2797
How To Prepare For The Library: Finals Edition
Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash

It’s that time of year again when college students live at the library all week, cramming for tests that they should have started studying for last month. Preparing to spend all day at the library takes much consideration and planning. Use these tips to help get you through the week while spending an excessive amount of time in a building that no one wants to be in.

Keep Reading...Show less
girl roommates
StableDiffusion

Where do we begin when we start talking about our roommates? You practically spend every moment with them, they become your second family and they deal with you at your best and at your absolute worst. They are there to make you laugh just a little harder, cry a little less and make each day a little better. We often forget to thank them for the little things that they do to make college even a tiny bit easier and more fun. This list of 26 things are what you should thank your roommates for right this minute and every day that you live with them.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

20 Thoughts While Studying For Finals

I may or may not be stressing right now.

2878
Thoughts While Studying For Finals
StableDiffusion


That time of the semester has arrived once again, finals. The worst week ever. Who thought it was a good idea for all your classes to have exams all in the same week? Definitely not me. Here's 20 thoughts you may have studying for finals.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments