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15 Things All Younger Brothers Do To Handle Their Older Sisters

Whenever she tells you to “grow up,” what she’s really saying is “please stay this annoying forever.”

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15 Things All Younger Brothers Do To Handle Their Older Sisters
Brianna Rigsbee

Everyone has that one sibling - younger or not, who constantly makes you want to pull your hair out. No matter how much they get on every one of your nerves, you not only have to, but choose to love them regardless. I have four siblings, and out of all of them, there is only one who just loves to push my buttons. Here he is, ready to give you all a taste of the many ways he does so.

1. Eat almost all the snacks in the house.

This is just so she can't have any of them. This will not only annoy her, but it will drive her completely mad, which is the ultimate goal.

2. Make sure when you enter her room, you hit her until she can't take it anymore.

Make sure to stay a safe distance so when she retaliates, she misses you.

3. Tickle her feet.

She absolutely hates this and will stop at nothing to make sure you know that.

4. When you’re drinking, make sure you slurp as loud as you possibly can.

Otherwise, it defeats the sole purpose of annoying her, am I right?

5. When you’re on your phone, make sure it’s super noisy.

If you’re either listening to music, playing a game, talking to your friends/partner, or just watching something on Snapchat, the whole house will know. Always remember not to turn it down until she tells you to. That way, even though she might be doing homework (or maybe she doesn’t really want to be bothered), she’ll have to say something to you regardless.

6. Repetition is key

Say her name multiple times. When she says “Yes!”, all you do is say “Hi.” If she has just a bit of anger in her voice, you know you did your job.

7. Ignore personal space at all costs

When you go into her room, it’s totally fine to touch her stuff even when she repeatedly tells you to get out.

8. When you ask her for something and she says “no,” just take it anyway.

After all, “no” really means “yes," but only in this context.

9. Tell her things she could definitely live without knowing.

For instance, what you did in the bathroom… Enough said.

10. Whenever she gives you advice about something, just completely ignore her.

She will be furious and never want to help you again.

11. Leave your stuff all over the room.

That way she’ll trip over herself, and you can laugh your head off.

12. Get all fired up by singing extra loud in her ear.

If you sing the wrong words, she'll get super mad and try to correct you. Continue singing the wrong lyrics and increase your volume.

13. When you see her going downstairs to grab whatever snack is left, wait until she’s back upstairs to ask her to grab something for you, too.

It’s not like she’s tired from walking up all those steps anyway.

14. Make her smell your feet to see if they stink.

If she tells you to get them out of her face, just continuously ignore her, as her words mean nothing to you.

15. Just be your boyish self

Whenever she tells you to “grow up,” what she’s really saying is “please stay this annoying forever.”
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