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You'll Never Bruff The Same Again

Hacks to enhance Tulane dining hall.

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You'll Never Bruff The Same Again

Thank you snapchat for the shoutout, but let's be real... NO one “likes it Bruff.”

So for all you Tulanians who need motivation when you just can’t think of Bruffing one more time, here’s a list of some hacks to keep you young. Rollll wave.

1. Breakfast Wrap

Its Sunday morning and after two hours (if you’re lucky) of a deep vodka-induced sleep, your friends will probably be blowing up your GroupMe for a desperate breakfast Bruff.

Step 1: Take a tortilla from the wrap section.

Step 2: Head straight for the back grill room with the breakfast items and place a scoop of eggs, breakfast meat, and potatoes on top of your tortilla.

Step 3: Go to the panini-maker and grill your wrap.

And if you’re weird like me…put some ketchup on the side for dipping.

2. Nacho Average Snack--Buh Da Bum CHSHH

Step 1: Take the chips from the hummus and pita section.

Step 2: Go to salad bar and dump a handful of cheese (and other toppings if you wish) on top of the chips.

Step 3: Put the plate in the microwave and...voila! (Is that a real word?)

You've got a masterpiece (for Bruff at least).

3. Brennan O’Donnell’s Ice Cream Cone™

Although I may have made fun of him the first time he did this, it's pretty genius.

Step 1: Take two ice cream cones and put chocolate chips/sprinkles at the bottom of both of them. (Don’t be shy)

Step 2: Put a scoop of ice cream on top of each cone.

Step 3: This step takes some elbow grease. You’re going to shove the cones together until the ice cream sticks them together.

As you eat the cone on the top, your ice cream is surrounded by toppings from both ends.

4. Cheese Fries

I’m not even gonna lie to you, on a scale from 1 to F&M’s cheese fries these are probably at a 4, but hey, its cheese and fries…how much are you really gonna complain?

Step 1: Take fries from the back grill room.

Step 2: Go to the salad bar and add as much cheese (and other toppings) that you want.

Step 3: Microwave that ishhh

And for the Vegans in all of us….(lol jk who are you freaks)

5. Hummus and Vegetable Wrap

Step 1: Go to the wrap station and get a tortilla.

Step 2: Add as many veggies/toppings that you want from the wrap or salad bar.

Step 3: Add Hummus

Step 4: Panini grill it...you know the drill.

For the ones that aspire to use their Bruff swipes a different way…

6. NON-virgin pina coladas/amazing alcohol chasers

Step 1: Time for you 007 stealth.

Step 2: Take a few to-go cups into Bruff.

Step 3: Act cool. Casually smile at the Bruff workers (even though it’s a 50/50 chance you get a smile back).

Step 4: Go to the ICEE machine and fill your cups.

Step 5: Run back to the Irby/Phelps pregame.

7. Rootbear Floats

Step 1: Get a cup and fill it with your favorite soda.

Step 2: Add a scoop of ice cream.

8. AArnold Pita Pizza™

OPA! (No but seriously why is there hummus everywhere at Tulane?)

Step 1: Get a tortilla from the wrap station.

Step 2: Spread hummus.

Step 3: Add toppings.

Step 4: Microwave.

9. Caramel Apples

Step 1: Get caramel from ice cream station and heat in microwave.

Step 2: Get apple (or desired fruit) at fruit station.

Step 3: Pour heated caramel over fruit.

10. Taco Salad/Burrito Bowl

When you want Baha Fresh but your wallet says no.

Step 1: Go to salad bar. Add: lettuce, cheddar cheese, beans, tomatoes, corn and meat.

Step 2: Go to hummus station and crush up the chips on top of your salad.

And there you have it. Good luck bruffin'! May the odds be ever in your flavor.

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