I could write the most intriguing article or the most descriptive poem on the internet, but you probably wouldn't read it. I don't know why... probably because it is too long. If it isn't a list, it's blacklisted. Therefore, I find it even difficult to write this. What is the point of writing if nobody reads it. But, I wonder if, ironically, because my title explicitly says that you won't read it, you will actually read it. Funny how reverse psychology works. If you are reading this article, GREAT! :) If you haven't checked out my other works, you should. They are not like this one, but instead, they have a really deep meaning. They might take a little more than 5 seconds to read, so you might have to plan sometime in your schedule. :P Another good thing you can do if you read my other "articles" is to share them. See, as well as helping my ego, it also makes the Odyssey team better.

If you don't think sarcasm is funny, I'm sorry. You should probably not read some of my "articles." However, if you like romance, dry humor, or puns, you have come to the right (or should I say "write") place!

This is a very short expression of my tiredness. I'm tired of writing with no purpose. Maybe next time, I will make a list! 5 Reasons Why People Read Articles! It will probably be a hit. Then I will hit myself for conforming to this flow.

Maybe I will not write a list because it doesn't express fully my feelings that I hold inside. It doesn't show who I truly am. It just gives me the power to make people believe that life actually consists of lists, and limit other people's minds to a certain number of options they have to live life. People like limitations. It makes them feel safe. They don't like thinking about the fact that there are infinite amounts of ways life can go. There are probably more than five reasons that people read articles. However, putting it into five makes it feel easier.

The same reason we like lists are the same reason we have stereotypes. We, as humans, like to categorize people and things to make it easier to judge.

There we go! Now that I said something meaningful, you might not want to read this. Haha, too late!