Anyone who knows me knows what a nerd I am. Chances are, anyone who knows me is probably a bit of a nerd themselves, whether or not they realize it. Truth be told I think each and every one of us is deep down at heart. Don't believe me? Here are some telltale signs:
You might be a nerd if...
- You've ever argued the 14th digit of pi
- Someone has asked you what your favorite season is, and you answered "six"
- You've memorized the periodic table
- You silently correct people's grammar
- You have ever had a Lord of the Rings marathon (bonus nerd points if it was extended edition)
- You've debated whether Greedo or Han Solo shot first
- You've memorized Walt Disney's Disneyland dedication speech
- You have Lord of the Rings as your ringtone, because it's one ring to rule them all
- You've ever subtly slipped fandom references into your school papers
- You dream of going to Comic Con someday
- Puns are your go-to humor in any situation
- You watch Classic Who
- You own a "shock blanket"
- You have a fear of statues
- You're wary when people offer you berries in case they might be Nightlock
- You know that "magic always comes at a price"
- You dream of visiting Storybrooke, Maine
- You never leave a Marvel movie until the very end of the credits
- You've sympathized with and rooted for the antagonist in a book or film
- You've held in a Magic: The Gathering tournament
- You've participated in a Quidditch match
- You send art history snapchats to your friends
- You actually enjoyed filling out reading logs in elementary school
- Much like Nathan Fillion, you mourn the retirement of Serenity and the Firefly crew
- Between Joss Whedon and Steven Moffat, you can't get attached to any characters
- You've named your car the Batmobile
- You greet friends with the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper"
- You celebrate May 4th
- You also celebrate March 14th
- Your dream car is a DeLorean DMC-12, just so you can drive it 88mph
- You listen to instrumental soundtrack music
- You went through a stage where you were obsessed with Sudoku
- You also went through a stage where you were obsessed with the Rubik cube
- You're still in your Rubik cube and Sudoku stage
- You have cats named Merry and Pippin
- You collect Mouse Ears
- You know all the lyrics to the Psych theme song
- Your spirit animal is Maurice Moss from The IT Crowd
- You listened to Weird Al Yankovic in middle school
- You sing along to the Doctor Who theme song
- Two words: Sherlock hiatus
- You were in band or choir in high school
- Your favorite thing to watch on ESPN is the Spelling Bee
- You're a legal adult who owns a nerf gun
- You've memorized Aragorn's speech from Return of the King
- You've skipped class...to do homework
- Extra credit gets you excited
- You can read and write using the Aurebesh alphabet
- You have ever cosplayed Anime
- You've ever distinguished between "geek" and "nerd"
- You're reading this article
Chances are, if you're reading this article because you're wondering if you're a nerd, you already know the answer. Being a nerd or geek is nothing to be ashamed of, though; embrace it, because it means you have something you are genuinely interested in and take the time to devote yourself to it. Take pride in what interests you, whether it be math, science, reading, or a fandom. Take pride in being a nerd, and be who you are.