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You Might Be F*ckboi If....

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You Might Be F*ckboi If....

Most colleges perpetuate a form of hookup culture in this day and age. A modern style of courtship that involves attempting to sleep with as many people as you can, as often as you can with as little emotional ties as possible. Some people enjoy this culture, some people do not. My options on this culture aside, I see no issues with it as long as both parties are safe and consenting.

However the biggest issue with hookup culture is that it sustains a completely other culture, one that I have a huge issue with, fuckboi culture. This new idea that chivalry is completely dead and men can treat women in terrible and awful ways and have it just be dismissed as "oh it's hookup culture." The worst part is, women are putting up with this shit.

I was having a wine night with some friends the other night when they began to recount their horror stories of the boys they had hooked up with in their time at Emory and I could barely believe it. I began to do more and more research and realized, almost every girl I knew could list at least three stories of a guy being a "fuckboi" to her in her time here at Emory.

This is a list of fifty responses of my choosing when I asked girls, "Tell me three fuckboi things a guy at Emory has done to you/or someone close to you." I polled dozens upon dozens of girls (both that I knew and did not, sorry for the awkward interactions girls) and received over two hundred responses. I only chose fifty in attempts to keep all identities anonymous. But the worst part was, when I asked each of the girls for three stories, almost all of them, their first response was "where do I start?"

He might be a fuckboi if...

1. If he plays trap queen more than five times in one hour.

2. If he take girls to his room to show them his sick “neon lights” and posters of Kate Upton.

3. If a girl asks him for a drink and his first response is, “what flavor of burnettes do you want?”

4. If he skips class to set up his frat’s registered party.

5. If he’s ever had to take a girl to the laundry room because there was already another girl in his bed.

6. If he actively uses Tinder, despite the fact that he has a girlfriend of over year because he got bored.

7. If he only took a girl home because Mag’s closes in fifteen minutes and he hadn’t found anyone to hookup with yet.

8. If he is the “want some of my pitcher?” guy at Mags.

9. If he’s only fucked a girl to become eskimo brothers with his big.

10. If he’s woken up in a freshmen resident hall, despite the fact that he’s a senior.

11. If the first question he asks a girl is “what sorority are you in?”

12. If he has a group text with one girl from each sorority to remind them of pregames at his house.

13. If he texts more than three girls after three am with the same text.

14. If he sends unwanted provocative snapchats to girls FOR NO REASON.

15. If he can’t carry on a conversation about anything but sex with the female gender.

16. If he tells a girl he’ll call her tomorrow, but never even asked for her number.

17. If he calls every girl babe because he can’t remember their name.

18. If he uses more hair gel than his hookups.

19. If he have no more sweatshirts left in his drawer because he’s given them all to his walk of shamers.

20. If he still has condoms left over on his floor from the hookup the night before… and then tries to convince you that their from you.

21. If he’s told more than three girls in one week that he loves them to get them into bed.

22. Or if he doesn’t go to the gym at all because he got enough exercise the night before.

23. If he says he’ll call you but never saved your name so he calls the wrong number.

24. If he ever went to a date party with a girl, then attempted to escape from the venue through the coat closet.

25. If he’s every looked at you and said, “I really like you, but you’re not Jewish so I can’t date you” after you’ve been hooking up for months.

26. If he’s ever looked at you and said “I don’t have any female friends, only past hookups.”

27. If he offers to take you out to dinner, to the DUC.

28. If he asks you spilt the uber back from Mags.

29. If he wine and dines you…. With daddy’s credit card.

30. If he flexes every time there is a photo-op.

31. If he asks if he can be little spoon.

32. If he refuses to spend the night because all of his hair products are back in his dorm.

33. If he refuses to cuddle with you because he’s scared of girls catching feelings.

34. If you tell him you don’t want to fuck and he responds, “well you suck dick right?”

35. If he cheats on his girlfriend who is abroad with a drunk girl at Mags.

36. If he could look at the girl he hooked up with the night before and say, “I want to have fun tonight so bye.” And then ditch her after bringing her to Mags.

37. If he’s dated a girl, cheated on her, and slept with her best friend all in the same week.

38. If he’s ever actually told a girl to leave his room because she wouldn’t sleep with him

39. If he’s ever tried to hookup with both a girl and her roommate at the same time, and then lie about it.

40. If he’s ever asked you to hide his weed in your room, then broke into your room to take it back when he wanted to roll a blunt

41. If he’s ever gotten so drunk at a date party that he threw up on you and then called you by the wrong name.

42. If he feels the need to always take off his shirt whenever a girl walks in the room, even if the room is freezing

43. If he’s ever bragged to his brothers about how good you are in bed and how they should try to fuck you… in front of you.

44. If he hooks up with you, then starts following you on instagram the next day so you can see all the wonderful photos of him and his girlfriend.

45. If he keeps telling you how over his ex he is, then two weeks after you two break up you see they’re back together…. And then he talks about her when you two hookup a year later… while you’re in bed.

46. If he’s ever looked at you and has said, “but wait, I didn’t cum yet,” and then not care at all if you finish or not.

47. If he’s ever hooked up with you multiple times, then casually mention after the fifth time his long-term girlfriend from back home.

48. If he’s ever told his little to break up with a girl because of what sorority she’s in.

49. If he’s ever refused to give you back your bra after a one night stand because, “it’s not like you need it anyways, your boobs are too small.”

50. If he’s ever taken a girl to semi-formal then realized she was too drunk to hook up with so he left her on the side of the road, drunk and crying.

So please remember as you're reading this article that all these things are based on real events/people. The ones at the beginning are meant to be light-hearted and fun, however the ones towards the end are simply awful. This is the culture we as a society is not only accepting, but perpetuating every day. But it isn't even just the male population, it's the females who simply turn a blind eye when boys do things like this and continue to hook up with them, knowing how terribly they treat others. Hookup culture is fine, and amazing, and honestly quite fun. However, fuckboi culture is not. #stopfuckboiculture2k15


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