We all know they are true. So we can't even deny them.

You know you attend BYU Provo when...

1) You know what NCMO stands for.

2) When someone asks you if you want to go to Squaw Peak, you run to get your chapstick.

3) When a cute guy asks you on a date to hike the Y, you inwardly groan because that hike was created by the Devil.

4) The best late night snack is FiveBrothers Sushi.

5) When April comes around, your entire Facebook feed consists of weddings and engagements.

6) You have to ring check before you sit down next to someone in class or in the library.

7) When someone asks if you want to go grab a drink, they really mean Sodalicious.

8) The top knot is your go-to hair style.

9) As a girl, you haven't opened the door the entire semester because chivalry is all the rage.

10) When no shave November means creeper 'staches everywhere.

11) Having a student bring their baby to your statistics class is a common occurrence.

12) You frequent the Puppy Barn on a weekly basis.