Though I love dogs, I am undeniably a cat person. I have always owned cats, and my cats have always been my favorite family members. I speak fluent cat, I have the same sleep schedule as a cat, and I have never met a cat who does not like me. I am already a crazy cat lady, and I do not plan on changing any time soon. My friends and family might be concerned by my obsession with sharing cat videos on Facebook, but there is nothing wrong with enthusiasm! So, my fellow cat people, this is for you:
1. You converse with your cat(s) only using meows
You and your cat just meow back and forth until one of you gives up. You speak fluent cat, so your cat is always the one to give up first.
2. You show people pictures of your cat(s) after they show you pictures of their children
Who needs children when you have cats? No human baby could be better than your furry babies.
3. You are offended by people who do not like cats
Every time a dog person says cats are mean, your claws come out. You prove just how mean cat people can be.
4. Your phone, computer, tablet, and iPod backgrounds all feature cats
You cannot help it; they are just so cute! Extra Cat Person Points if you are never actually able to use your computer because your cat is sitting on it.
5. You are married to your cat on Facebook
Love is love. You do not need a partner. You get all the love you need from your furry friends.
6. You have the names of your next nine cats planned
And you're going to adopt them all tomorrow! Extra points if all your cats have human names.
7. You fully believe you were a cat in another life
Everything about you is cat-like: your sleep schedule, your (ocassionally) quick reflexes, your love of sea food, your affinity for getting yourself into situations you should not be in, and your knack for making people angry...
8. Your friends are on the verge of abandoning you because of your cat obsession
It is not your fault you like cats more than most people. Your cats will always come first.
9. Your cats are your only true friends
Scratch that. Your true friends will never leave you, because your true friends are your cats. Human friends are overrated anyway.
10. You own multiple pieces of clothing or accessories with cats on them
There is nothing cuter than some cat ears, a shirt with a cat wearing glasses on it, paw print leggings, and furry shoes.
11. You and your cat have plotted to take over the world
And your plan is already in motion! You and your cat just want to see the world burn. Watch out, Dog People: they are coming for you!
