Nothing is worse than having an annoying neighbor, or, a noisy neighbor, or an obnoxious one. Lucky for me, I've been blessed with the trifecta of goodies that make up for the worst neighbor of all time (I hope you sense my sarcasm). Here are ten signs that you aren't crazy and actually live next to one of the worst people you've ever laid eyes on (or heard through the wall).

1. Their stereo system has made something fall off your wall.

We get it, your bass is loud and you're super frat. No need to break my apartment to prove it.

2. They park in your parking spot.

We each have our own parking space...so why are you in mine?

3. You can hear the song playing word for word through the wall.

As much as I love Piano Man, I'm not sure why you've had it blasting for two hours now.

4. They sound like a heard of elephants stomping around upstairs.

Do you not know what walking lightly is? Or are you purposefully stomping around up there.

5. Your front lawn looks like a beer can cemetery.

I'll never understand why your trash can't make it the extra two feet to the trashcan.

6. You and your property management company are on a first name basis.

I don't think I have ever complained about a human being more than I have to a full-blown adult about living next to a pure crazy person until I met you.

7. You purposefully avoid going outdoors when they are visible.

If I stay inside I can avoid losing IQ points from speaking to you.

8. You pray that your sleep will not be disturbed by them every night before you go to sleep.

Dear Lord,

Please keep the neighbor from having a rager for the ninth night in a row.

Amen.

9. You avoid social interaction with them like the plague.

I would gladly take a razor scooter to the ankle before having to speak to the neighbor.

10. You never thought you'd meet the devil but here they stand in neighbor-form.

Satan's spawn is my neighbor, who knew.

If you can relate any of these 10 lovely attributes to your neighbors, I feel your pain on a personal level. If any of these attributes apply to you, you are the annoying neighbor and you should fix that. No one likes an obnoxious person, and living next to one is like living next to a group of 5 year olds that are letting loose cause mommy isn't home.

To the obnoxious neighbor, remember there are other people that live on this Earth.