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If You Give A Girl A Dog

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If You Give A Girl A Dog
Alli Michal Huff

Let's face it. Dogs are a girl's best friend. We would rather have a dog over a diamond any day. Basically, getting a dog is life changing. We will never know what we did to deserve dogs, but we sure are glad we did it. Here are some things that will happen if you give a girl a dog.

She will miss him/her when they are gone.

We have to leave our fur babies behind for various reasons. Some of us have to leave for school, work or vacation. No matter the reason, we miss them so bad and think about them frequently. We are not above face timing our dog or asking for pictures to be sent to us.

She will be overprotective.

When it comes to dogs we gain motherly instincts. We will do anything to protect them. We will even spoil them sometimes. We will not let anyone hurt them or saying anything mean about them. They are kind of like our children with wet noses.

She will use him/her for therapeutic reasons.

When we are down we will use them as our outlet. There are few things that snuggling a dog cannot fix. Also, dogs always know. They know when you are sick or sad. They also know if someone is not nice. You can count on them to fix your problems and to listen.

She will want to take him/her everywhere.

We cannot help it because they make everything better. There really is no line when it comes to what we will want to bring our dog to. We would take them to work or school if we could.

She will want more.

Is there even such a thing as too many puppies? Like anything that is good we will want more. We will want all the dogs so we can have all the loving and adventures.

Half of her food will mysteriously dissapear.

Half of our food is already claimed to our dogs. We will sneak things under the table, ask for a doggy bag, or just flat out prepare them a meal. We know food is the way to their heart.

She will subject herself and her possessions to being a chew toy.

We know that are things are always at risk to being chewed on and a lot of our things have chew marks on them. It just shows character. We are mainly happy if they are not chewing on us.

She will get so much love.

We will get some of the best love in the world. We will see what it is like to show and receive unconditional love.

She wont stop talking about him/her.

She will always try to show everyone pictures of the dog. She will always find a way to bring it up in conversation and she loves when people ask her about it.

They will share many laughs.

Dogs are goofy and can be quite clumsy. They are such characters. They will have tons of laughs together.

They will be best friends forever.

She will always think of her dog as her best friend. She will always know that they have each others back and love each others company.

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