10 things that are more likely to happen than GMU WiFi to work
1. Professors giving you a curve
2.Keeping a new years resolution till December
3. My Ex Boyfriend being loyal and communicating
4. Having an un-cracked iPhone for 3 years
5. Getting an A in Calculus, Microbiology and General Chen 2 in one semester
6. No line at Chick-fil-a
7. No traffic on your commute to class
8. The weather to stay constant in one weeks time
9. Panera letting you take a free drink
10. Batman beating Superman