It's no secret. People that aren't from Texas have high expectations for Texans. You laugh along with all that question your thoughts on the Second Amendment. Some mention your accent, but you either don't worry about it or don't believe you have one. Point is, if you have ever talked with someone from the North or states farther than Houston to Lubbock, you'll see that you may be hilariously Texan and stereotypical. What do I mean?
- Yes, you do own a pair of boots.
- Double yes, they can be worn out dancing.
- You or someone you know owns either a ranch, farm, or deer lease.
- Going to the rodeo every year is expected.
- You have ridden a horse, but sadly don't ride one to school.
- You've had a conversation about Texas seceding.
- "Y'all" is absolutely a part of your vocabulary.
- The closer football season gets, the happier you get.
- You know someone that can make a mean pecan pie.
- Friends disappear on weekends during deer season.
- You were confused (and a little upset) when you realized Whataburger was in other states.
- Your steaks are better than most restaurants'.
- You don't understand how some people live without queso.
- Going fishing is not a strange thing to do.
- "Ma'am" and "sir" are frequently said.
- You're really good at floating the river.
- Driving hours to get from city to city is ordinary.
- You've taken pictures in bluebonnets.
- Slow tractors have been the cause of traffic you've sat in.
- "Texas forever" has been yelled in both serious and joking situations.
- You have a TX flag on a wall or T-shirt.
- "Deep in the Heart of Texas" gets you singing in your deepest, loudest country accent.
- You'll talk to anyone about why you love this great state.
And that's not the half of it. Normal can be comical to people from other places, but Texas is your beautiful home and you'll be happy to tell them about it. Be thankful for the friendly waves and smiling neighbors that fill this state. Texas forever.