1. How come Dadisman doesn't have air conditioning?

You can see my pit stains from space.

2. Why do freshman still wear ID lanyards?

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

3. Why does WVU Encrypted wifi stink?

4. Seriously we pay enough money to have really good wifi.

I need wifi now!

5. Why is Armstrong Hall hot but the actual rooms are cold?

I didn't realize we needed to bring winter coats to class in the middle of May.

6. When is Subway finally going to go into the Mountainlair?

I've been teased with this Subway rumor for three years now, come on!

7. Why did they rename Cellar to Annex?

If you refer to it as Annex then you are wrong.

8. Is there a way to level out Frat Row a bit?

Less hills please, my lungs can't take it.

9. Why does everyone think Boreman Bistro has the best food?

Summit Hall all the way!

10. Why are the LSB Stairs a thing?

WVU's very own torture device.

11. Can we remove the stairs and put in a escalator?

12. Can we have more parking lots but pay less to park?

13. Why is JACS out of coffee 70% of the time?

I get that it's cheap coffee, but it's good and I need it. Now.

14. Why can't we use meal plan between certain hours?

I don't want to waste my Mounty Bounty on food when I pay way too much money for a meal plan.

15. Why does the bookstore never have the books we need?

Glad there are 400 chemistry books and absolutely no English books.

16. Why don't more people go to The Grind or Blue Moose Cafe?

Quit being fooled by Starbucks!

17. Why is ecampus always glitching?

I didn't want to do my homework anyway. Thanks Encrypted.

18. How did we get the coolest president ever?

Look how cute!

19. Why isn't everyone a Mountaineer?

TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS! TO THE PLACE I BELONG! WEST VIRGINIA, MOUNTAIN MAMA!