Recently, I found myself on the Forever 21 website looking at some of the newest things that have arrived. Normally, I don't like to go on their website because it is as well-organized as their stores (AKA it is a heap of clothing far as the eye can see and there is wayyyy too much of it). I found some of these fun new trends on the site..and I just had to share them with you. Enjoy seeing what fun new trends are coming out!
1. Selfie Leslie Overlay Romper
Have you ever wanted to wear a dress and shorts and shirt all at the same time??? Well here you go! With this romper, you have the ability to cover 75% of your legs while still showing them off. Think of it like a mullet for your body! Nothing like a full body outfit that you have you pull all the way down to the gross floor of a bathroom to pee.
2. Flared Cutout Jumpsuit
What in the sweet fresh hell is this??
For the girl who wants to look 100% nude but also has a thing for flare pants, turtlenecks, and cut outs! Where would you wear this??? If I ever saw anyone wearing this I’d probably do 30 double-takes and hope they realized how ridiculous they looked. ALSO, this cutout in the back doesn’t allow you to wear a bra so what sort of fleshy droopy ridiculousness is happening up front?
3. Mixed Emotions Crop Top
Mixed emotions is exactly what I’m feeling about this. Why does your hoodie need to be cropped?? If I’m wearing a hoodie….I’m cold. Also, the top chest area is MESH so what is going on here???
4. Someone Like You Graphic Tee
I can tell F21 was trying to be ‘hip’ and ‘with the times’ with this Adele-esque graphic tee, but what the hell. Is this girl on the hunt for her perfect man? What if she finds him but she’s wearing this shirt? He’ll probably leave!
5. Mesh Knit Dress
For the girl who once again wants to look completely nude…now in a fun mesh option! The only reason I’ve ever understood to wear nude mesh is for my old rhythmic gymnastics leotards. Nude mesh isn’t for day to day outfits, not to mention a whole head-to-toe look. Also…who is this flattering for??
6. Boyfriend Graphic Tee
Are you looking for one? Do you have one? Is he branding you with this information?
7. Contemporary Lace Up Bodysuit
Have you ever wanted to wear all the most recent trends in one ugly piece of clothing??? HERE YOU GO! This body suit has ruffles, a lace up chest, and mesh arms! Have fun getting in and out of this ridiculous piece of clothing.
8. Goals Mesh Crop Top
What is goals? Your shirt? You? Why is it mesh? Why is everything mesh these days?
Sigh...Forever 21...you're crazy. I think I'll stick with my plain t-shirt and jeans
