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8 Of The Worst Tinder Pick-Up Lines I've Ever Received

Sorry guys, but using these pickup lines won't get you anywhere, let alone in bed with me.

Chloe Ruschel
Mar 05, 2018
Eastern Michigan University
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8 Of The Worst Tinder Pick-Up Lines I've Ever Received
Chloe Ruschel

Ahh, Tinder, the magical place where you can find hookups, relationships, and even friendships.

As a young female college student, I myself have downloaded Tinder and explored the craziness of it all. Let me just say, Tinder resulted in me having some pretty interesting conversations with people.

As most females know when joining Tinder, they will eventually become victim to some seriously horrible pickup lines from extremely creepy guys. I have received some very interesting messages in my time of being on Tinder.

Here are some of the worst pickup lines I have received on Tinder:

1. "Hey cutie, you're good looking. You'd be better looking on top of me though."

*Instantly cues eye roll after reading message*

After sitting there for a minute debating on whether or not I should just unmatch him or ignore the message, I decided to formulate a reply to see what he would say. This is what I replied with: "You know where you'd be better looking? In the trash along with that trashy pickup line."

Lowkey kinda felt like a badass, but then again I was brand new to Tinder when I got this message. And just in case you were wondering, he never replied.

2. Him: "Going to Whole Foods, need me to pick up anything?"

Me: "Nah, I'm good thanks though"

Him: "Alright, just condoms it is then"

This literally doesn't even make sense to me still.

3. "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

4. "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd tap dat ass"

5. "Wow, you have pretty eyes. I can't wait to be looking into them while I f*** you tonight"

6. "My friend has a teacup pig named Chloe. I love bacon. Maybe you could let me drown you in maple syrup like I do with bacon and let me lick it off of you"

Definitely one of the most memorable pickup lines I have ever received.

7. "Damn girl, is your body an orphanage? Because I want to abandon my children in you"

*Instantly unmatches in .03 seconds*

8. "You turn me on almost as much as fruit does"


Oh Tinder, thanks for all the great memories!


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