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10 Awful Pick-Up Lines That'll Make You Say 'Thank You, Next'

Pick-up lines can sometimes be super cringe-worthy instead of cute.

Rebekah Sklute
May 31, 2019
Pennsylvania State University
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10 Awful Pick-Up Lines That'll Make You Say 'Thank You, Next'
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Pick-up lines can sometimes be super cringe-worthy instead of cute. They can give you a good laugh and you may choose to even respond, or you might just hit the block and report. Below is a list of the weirdest ones I've received:

1. "Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb!"

2. "Are you Wifi? Because I feel a real connection!"

3. "What’s on the menu? Me N’ U!"

4. "Your body is like McDonalds because I’m lovin’ it!"

5. "Did you fart? Because you blew me away..."

6. "Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside for 9 months..."

7) "Titanic. Sorry that was a terrible Icebreaker."

8. "OOOf, what’s that smell? We should shower together to save water."

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9. "You’re kinda trashy, can i take you out?"

10. "I heard you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you..."

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