It's been a very busy week for me so this week's nickname (date) is short, sweet, and stays true to my roots of always attracting foreign men!

Does is say something about me that I always seem to attract guys where English is their second language? My therapist is still trying to figure this out!

Our short little tale goes like this

We met on sometimes-not-OkCupid. It was our fourth or fifth date and he said he was going to make me dinner and by dinner he meant guacamole! Yes, I'm serious. He said he wanted make me guacamole for dinner. I can't make this shit up. He then took his aunt’s famous Russian cabbage rolls out of the fridge, ate them in front of me, and didn’t share.

He fed me vodka instead.

His nickname is Russian Guacamole.

The End.