Now this may sound rude, and if you've never worked in the service you wouldn't understand. But honestly, people can be so rude, dumb, and ignorant all at the same time that it astounds me. And if you have worked in the service industry before, you'll understand all too well.

1. When they come in 5 minutes before closing and stay an hour later.

2. When the card doesn't go through the first time and the customer says "Guess it's free then!"

3. Customer: Can I have ___?

Employee: We don't serve that Sir.

Customer: Well when I was here last time you had it.

4. When you hold your hand out for the money and they throw it on the counter like they couldn't care less.

5. When they have a group of 16, no reservation, and get mad when you can't seat them right away.

6. When you tell them which receipt is theirs and which they need to sign, but they don't listen and try to correct you on which copy is which. (But in the end you still have to correct them.)

7. "Have a good night Sir!" *Silence*

8. When they take a tooth pick, then throw the wrapper on the floor right in front of you.

9. When the manager tells them the same exact thing you told them.

10. "Hold on, can I see the menu again? You charged me too much."

11. *Swipes card* "How about we add 2 of these on."

12. When some old bat that you don't even know tries to comment on your make up or appearance.

13. When they change their order 3 times, but it just means you get a free meal.

14. "What are your specials tonight?" They ask right as they ignore the specials sheet in their menu.

15. "Hi, how many tonight?" "Hello, how are you?" "Good, just 2 of you? *Silence*