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The Worst Christmas Songs

Songs that will actually make your ears bleed

Payton Mackenzie Russo
Dec 13, 2016
Muhlenberg College
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The Worst Christmas Songs

Department stores have had Christmas inventory since the beginning of October and radio stations have been playing Christmas music since November. There is such a thing as too much too soon and as much as I love the holiday season it really is too much too soon. I understand why some people hate Christmas. Whether you celebrate Christmas or not some Christmas songs drive me nuts. The moment some of them start to play on the radio I have to grin and bear it or change the stations. So here are a few of them.



1. Dominick the Donkey


No words. Don’t like this song and never will.

2. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

This song actually makes my ears bleed. The voice is just so high and what is the purpose of this Christmas song.

3. Grandma got run over by a reindeer

This song makes absolutely no sense. I don’t understand why anyone would write a song about this. Definitely not a Christmas Classic

4. Feliz Navidad

The tune of this song drives me nuts.

5. The chipmunk song “Christmas Don’t be late”

The high pitched chipmunk voices will drink any sane person insane.

6. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Again just a dumb song.

7. Nuttin’ for Christmas

I listened to this song for about 20 seconds before I had to turn it off. If you haven’t heard of this song, it’s pretty much this boy singing about how bad he has been this year. And apparently he’s ok with getting nuttin’ for Christmas

8. Santa Claus Has Got the Aids this year

Probably the worst one of all, just terrible.

Please Daddy (Don’t get drunk this Christmas)


Another dumb song.

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