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9 Bachelorette Contestants That Made Us Lose Faith In Men

Gentlemen, you may not have this rose!

Kathryn Autrey

Jun 25, 2018

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Becca kicked off the new season of The Bachelorette last week with 28 new men. While many have already been sent home, the hope for a potential future love interest truly begins Becca's journey. As we saw Arie break her heart last season (in the most horrendous way), let's hope the men this season are better humans. But, in honor of the villains that will undeniably end up on the season anyway; Here are 10 ghosts of Bachelorette's past that made us give up hope on men:

1. Chad Johnson

Chad was a special type of douchebag. Always bullying his housemates, trying to prove his masculinity by trying to get into physical altercations. Even disrespecting the woman he was meant to be there for, Jojo, by calling her Naggy.

2. Nick Viall

Nick had a special brand of uncomfortable... and skeevy. Sure, he got hot towards the end, but you can't get rid of a bad personality. He not only went on one season of the bachelorette but two, then paradise, followed by his own season of The Bachelor which still didn't work out. Why? Let me spell it... he's a PLAYER.

3. Arie Luyendyk Jr.

The infamous race car driver who broke last season's bachelorette's heart on national TV. Yeah, you can't make a list of crappy guys without Arie.

4. Josh Murray

You know how there are just some guys who give ya the creeps. Josh Murray is just one of them. He just gives off the typical hothead jerk vibe which puts him on the list.

5. Daniel "Damn Daniel" Maguire

What can I say about Daniel beside the fact that he seems like one of the most egotistical dudes I have ever had the displeasure of seeing on this franchise.

6. Whaboom Dude

You don't even need to know his name because he didn't go on the show for any other purpose other than to franchise his signature, "Whaboom!" Not only was he annoying, but he was also rude.

7. Juan Pablo

NO, JUAN PABLO IT'S NOT OKAY!!!

8. Jordan Kimball

Jordan Kimball is my token jerk for this season of The Bachelorette. He's a model from Florida who likes to talk about how hard his life his because he requires year-round tanning and salt spray. I know guys, crazy hard. And night one he's already putting down the other men. Again, token jerk. Look out Becca, I know he's hot, but he knows it. And that's about all he's good for.

9. Dean Unglert

Dean, Dean, Dean. Dean looked as if he was going to be a good guy, and then he got to Paradise and messed that all up. He met a nice girl he liked, formed a connection with her, and then led her on until he thought a hotter body was more important than a connection. I know... go humanity.

While I am sure there will be more surprise jerks this season of the Bachelorette, I am also sure there will also be many guys that will quite legitimately turn me into the human version of the heart-eyed emoji. No matter what happens I'm sure we can count on Chris Harrison saying this will be, "the most dramatic season yet!"

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9 Bachelorette Contestants That Made Us Lose Faith In Men

Gentlemen, you may not have this rose!

1. Chad Johnson

2. Nick Viall

3. Arie Luyendyk Jr.

4. Josh Murray

5. Daniel "Damn Daniel" Maguire

6. Whaboom Dude

7. Juan Pablo

8. Jordan Kimball

9. Dean Unglert

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2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

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