We are in the final stretch of the fall semester. If we were running an 800, we're on the final 200 meter stretch. But, our legs are numb, our lungs stopped working 50 meters ago and we're about to biff it. What's important to remember in times like this, is that there are things worse than the last few weeks of the semester.

1. Actually running an 800

Nope.

2. Getting hit by a truck

Maybe not because then I wouldn't have to turn in my term paper...

3. Sitting in front of a kicking kid on an airplane

4. Someone taking your food from the dorm fridge

THAT WAS MY ICE-CREAM

5. Walking in on your roommate when they're ~busy~

Excuse me while I get the acid for my eyes

6. Cutting yourself while shaving

So much blood

7. Missing out on a really good sale

Think of all the money I could have saved

8. Period cramps

If you have these in the next few weeks I'm so sorry you are truly cursed

9. Your mom taking you furniture shopping

I don't know if the walnut or the mahogany would look better in the living room all I know is it looks heavy and I'm the one who has to carry it.

10. Coaching small children

There is a reason I'm not a teacher

So just remember, we can make it through these last three weeks and then it's skiing and hot coco. We can do it...