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Wooster Welcomes Y'All Back!

Just kidding.

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Wooster Welcomes Y'All Back!
Narea Lee

Fall break is over. We gotta be back on campus now. Classes resume. What is life?

I hope everyone enjoyed their fall break, whether they went back home, or went on a little trip to different cities or countries (you must be rich. Wanna be my friends? lol, jk. No, but seriously though), or they stayed on campus (it's okay. It's not sad at all to stay on campus. I did it my freshman year, and that's why I've never stayed on campus on breaks ever since(:).

But, we go to Wooster. It means that a daunting amount of workload is awaiting us and that it's time for us to painfully face the consequences of slacking around with our lazy asses over fall break.

1. If you have any homework, papers, or exams on the first Monday or Tuesday we get back from fall break, you are dead.


2. Although you are dead on the inside, you still need to do your work because you pay too much money to fail and get your ass whooped by your parents for wasting their money (:

3. You go to the lib with your coffee from CStore with some hope left in your mind that you are gonna be fine, that you got this, that you can finish all this by tonight, because you did all the math over the break and the result you got was approximately 3-4 hours to finish the damn paper.


4. As you open your textbook, you realize


5. But you start writing anyway because what else could you do?


6. The lib closes at 2am and it's 1:15am. Okay, I got this. It's not so bad. So I check how many pages I have got so far ...


7. Oh! Look out! The sun is rising and it's 7am!!!



8. Bruh, you made it. You finished your paper and you made it to your class.



Welcome back to hell!!!! :))))))))))))))) aka the College of Wooster lol

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