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12 Thoughts You've Had If You Worked At The Woodbury Commons

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12 Thoughts You've Had If You Worked At The Woodbury Commons
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For many of you this is a great place to shop when it's nice out, after a good paycheck or when you want a name brand piece of clothing. But for the rest of us, we call it our job...better yet our second home. If you've been working here for a long amount of time you've probably experienced these thoughts or questions once or twice

1. Why do we have to park on the 4th floor of the garage?

2. What is that god awful smell in the fitting room?

3. Is there any way employees can skip the food lines??? Shouldn't that be allowed?

4. How many warning tickets do you think I'll get before they tow my car?

5. Why do foreigners randomly think I know their language?

6. Don't you want to be with your family for the holidays?? Why am I working a 12-hour shift on/after thanksgiving?

7. Just ask me to get you the shirt, please don't mess up the table.

8. I wonder if today's a good day to ask for a raise?

9. Will they notice if I take a 2-hour break instead of an hour?

10. How many times are they going to play this song?

11. I really don't care about the conversion percentage. Not today and probably never.

12. Why do I still work here

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