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My top 5 choices on comments you'll find in the women's bathroom.

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It has been over a year since the day I turned 21, and the adventures I have had are priceless.

Going to a college in a small town has taught me a lot, especially when it involves going out. Since everyone who is 21 usually goes downtown on Thursdays nights, you will most likely run into the same people every week ,especially in the bathrooms.

So these are my most remembered conversations in the women's restrooms downtown. I have either said this or have been approached with these opening lines.

1. "OMG, you look like that girl from "Vampire Diaries." Yes, work. Can I try on your fur vest?"

It was faux fur guys, don't worry. Yes, this by far has been one of my favorite lines I have received by a guy waiting for the guys restroom. Out of cranberry and vodka courtesy, I let him try on my fur vest and I made a new friend.

These are the moments that build friendships.

2. "I have to pee! This line is so long. I am using the guys restroom."

This line I have been told many times by friends and strangers. It always seems to end the same. I wait in line, they run in, realize it's gross, they run back out and get back in line with me.

They guy's restroom always sounds like a good idea, but in the end it really is not, and that can also be very unsafe.

I have also seen may girls get kicked out of bars for that because ladies, if you had a guy run into the women's restroom drunk and try to pee in there, then every girl would freak out.

3. "This DJ sucks!"

The bathroom is always a great place to just comment on the excessive amount of EDM that Flagstaff DJ's enjoy playing. We get it.

In all reality, even though you don't like it, you will still dance because you just felt that shot and now you just want to dance!

4. "You have really pretty teeth. Did you have braces? I love your teeth."

Bathrooms are where women build friendships. That was a line that I received waiting in line. Which was a strange compliment, but a compliment nonetheless.

We tend to give those out a lot more when we've had a little bit of alcohol in our system. You then go into this compliment war and you leave the bathroom feeling like Beyoncé.

5. "I am so hungry. Is Pita Pit open?"

This hands down is my favorite line of all time. I am guilty of saying it and I have heard many others in the bathroom wondering this very deep question.

At the end of the night, everyone wants food. Well at least my friends and I do. Whether it is Pita Pit or any other food establishment.

The whole night is planned around what you and your girls are getting to eat after a night out.

So these are very common lines I have heard, but trust me there are many more other hilarious line you will hear in the women's bathrooms.

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