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10 Things college females Agree they Could never Be Paid To do

"Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." - Oscar Wilde

Marielle Marlys

Aug 07, 2018

New York University

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10 Things college females Agree they Could never Be Paid To do

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Each of us abide by our own set of morals, often established based upon our own upbringing and environment. I asked a group of college women what they would absolutely NEVER do for ANY amount of money. Thankfully, no one would ever kill, rape or intentionally hurt a person for a price. But, they also would never:

1. Shave my head.

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No shame in wanting to keep your hair forever, but if someone were to offer me a billion dollars I would be bald in a hot second.

2. Do heroin.

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Yeah, definitely not on my list of things to do either.

3. Swim in alligator or shark infested waters.

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Who needs the money when chance are you won't return from the water alive anyway???

4. Get gages.

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You do you.

5. Compromise my beliefs.

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Okay, but seriously we are who we are because of our beliefs. This should be non-negotiable for all.

6. Become a prostitute.

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7. Cheat on my significant other.

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8. Get a face tattoo.

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What Kim said!

9. Live in isolation.

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There was a man who spent 27 years living alone in the woods. Check out his fascinating story here. Would you ever live completely shut off from society?

10. Embarass someone else.

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We have all had embarrassing moments, and everyone can agree they definitely suck.

On that note... "Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." - Oscar Wilde

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2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but Kermit the Frog meme That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

13. You don't have to sacrifice your cheesy Jen Aniston rom-coms and Gilmore Girls for his Fast and Furious/other dumb action movie featuring blonde that is only in the movie to supply a relationship to the male lead and to make him look more masculine/empowered in juxtaposition (In other words, you don't have to deal with a guy being a crabby Patty while you watch your cute movies).

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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"Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." - Oscar Wilde

In This Article:

1. Shave my head.

2. Do heroin.

3. Swim in alligator or shark infested waters.

4. Get gages.

5. Compromise my beliefs.

6. Become a prostitute.

7. Cheat on my significant other.

8. Get a face tattoo.

9. Live in isolation.

10. Embarass someone else.

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

To go out or not to go out this Friday night...

Pregaming the pregame

Coming home after a long day

Waiting patiently for your roommates to come home/your friends to come over

People have arrived and it's time to eat

Talking about going out but make no real effort actually get ready to go out

Looking at the clock and realize, it's game time...and you're just not ready

Breaking out the wine because, well, if you're going out you may as well have one drink first.

Getting into a really deep philosophical conversation about life its meaning and your role in it

You start giving each other 'the look'

Weighing the options

Changing into your PJs, putting your hair in a messy bun, getting comfy on the couch and getting ready for your girls night in

Characteristics of the astrological signs, explained through GIFS.

Aquarius - January 21 - February 19 (Air sign, The Waterbearer)

Pisces - February 20- March 20 (Water sign, The Fish)

Aries - March 21 - April 20 (Fire sign, The Ram)

Taurus - April 21 - May 21 (Earth sign, The Bull)

Gemini - May 22 - June 21 (Air sign, The Twins)

Cancer - June 22 - July 22 (Water sign, The Crab)

Leo - July 23 -August 21 (Fire sign, The Lion)

Virgo - August 22 - September 23 ( Earth sign, The Virgin)

Libra - September 24 - October 23 (Air sign, The Balance)

Scorpio - October 24 - November 22 (Water sign, The Scorpion)

Sagittarius - November 23 - December 22 (Fire sign, The Archer)

Capricorn - December 23 - January 20 (Earth sign, The Goat)

When you are on your own and tired, things happen.

Smuggled spoons.

Had a full conversation with my mouth stuffed with banana bread.

Went to Target at 9:55 p.m. for ranch.

Argued with Microsoft about the past tense version of "stand".

People watched for three straight hours.

Compared belly buttons with my roommates.

Literally kicked a curb.

Belted "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson in a crowded parking lot.

Drove to McDonald's, returned to my dorm, and then drove back to McDonald's for a hash brown.

Dug in my trashcan for an unopened fortune cookie.

Went through two boxes of Band-Aids in one month.

Painted my nails the colors of the rainbow in the middle of Walgreen's.

Went to a sketchy pizza place because I had a coupon.

Let Sushi and Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream count as a nutritious dinner multiple times.

Learned how to take naps literally anywhere.

They're not just your friends, they're your family.

They’re willing to get food with you at anytime of day.

They’ll motivate you to go to the gym.

They’ll have deep talks with you late at night.

They're your study buddies

Their closet is your closet.

They’re your support system.

They’re your second family.

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4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but Kermit the Frog meme That's none of my business)