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10 Things college females Agree they Could never Be Paid To do

"Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." - Oscar Wilde

Marielle Marlys

Aug 07, 2018

New York University

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10 Things college females Agree they Could never Be Paid To do

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Each of us abide by our own set of morals, often established based upon our own upbringing and environment. I asked a group of college women what they would absolutely NEVER do for ANY amount of money. Thankfully, no one would ever kill, rape or intentionally hurt a person for a price. But, they also would never:

1. Shave my head.

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No shame in wanting to keep your hair forever, but if someone were to offer me a billion dollars I would be bald in a hot second.

2. Do heroin.

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Yeah, definitely not on my list of things to do either.

3. Swim in alligator or shark infested waters.

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Who needs the money when chance are you won't return from the water alive anyway???

4. Get gages.

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You do you.

5. Compromise my beliefs.

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Okay, but seriously we are who we are because of our beliefs. This should be non-negotiable for all.

6. Become a prostitute.

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7. Cheat on my significant other.

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8. Get a face tattoo.

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What Kim said!

9. Live in isolation.

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There was a man who spent 27 years living alone in the woods. Check out his fascinating story here. Would you ever live completely shut off from society?

10. Embarass someone else.

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We have all had embarrassing moments, and everyone can agree they definitely suck.

On that note... "Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." - Oscar Wilde

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1. Shave my head.

2. Do heroin.

3. Swim in alligator or shark infested waters.

4. Get gages.

5. Compromise my beliefs.

6. Become a prostitute.

7. Cheat on my significant other.

8. Get a face tattoo.

9. Live in isolation.

10. Embarass someone else.

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"You should know exactly what career is right for your future by the time you're 18."

"Save all your money."

"Get plenty of sleep and adjust to a regular sleep schedule."

"Make sure to eat healthy, balanced meals. Don't forget those fruits and vegetables."

"Surround yourself with good, moral people."

"Don't do anything stupid."

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It's the best party food

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Everyone loves it!

Pizza doesn't care what you look like

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

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4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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Pregaming the pregame

Coming home after a long day

Waiting patiently for your roommates to come home/your friends to come over

People have arrived and it's time to eat

Talking about going out but make no real effort actually get ready to go out

Looking at the clock and realize, it's game time...and you're just not ready

Breaking out the wine because, well, if you're going out you may as well have one drink first.

Getting into a really deep philosophical conversation about life its meaning and your role in it

You start giving each other 'the look'

Weighing the options

Changing into your PJs, putting your hair in a messy bun, getting comfy on the couch and getting ready for your girls night in

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Libra - September 24 - October 23 (Air sign, The Balance)

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4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but Kermit the Frog meme That's none of my business)