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20 Witty Christmas Gifts For 2016

If you're looking for the perfect, witty gift, here's your list.

Julia Albini

Dec 05, 2016

University of Tampa

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Need gift ideas for this year's secret santa trade or family gag bag? Look no further. Check out these witty gift ideas to fill the whole room with Christmas cheer:

1. Christmas Coffee And Travel Mugs

For those of you with O.C.D. (obsessive Christmas disorder)

2. Quotable iPhone Cases

And a Happy New Year.

3. Festive Socks

Because I don't know anyone who doesn't love fuzzy socks.

4. Make Christmas Great Again Santa Hats

Support Santa Claus by giving to the Santa Cause. #MCGA2016

5. Holiday Help Stemless Wine Glasses

Talk about reindeer fuel.

6. Christmas Sweater World

The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

7. Tipsy Elves Sweaters

Bound to win best sweater at this year's ugly sweater party.

8. A Christmas Story Candle

Fra-gee-lay... That must be Italian!

9. Harambe Ornament

#HarambeForPresident

10. Reinbeer

Probably the best Secret Santa gift out there.

11. Wine

Nothing more, just wine.

12. Elf'd Up Christmas Hat

For when you're elf-on-the-shelf goes to sleep.

13. A Melted Snowman

Clever, useful, and inexpensive - especially for you Southerners.

14. Tee Spring Tee's

These may not win you an ugly sweater contest, but they're a great excuse to start the "ugly Christmas tee" trend.

15. Nothing

Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.

16. Toilet Paper

Incase you get sh*t for Christmas.

17. Already Chewed Cookie Cutters

Do you know the muffin man?

18. Drinking Santa Hat

One side filled with milk to help Santa wash the cookies down, the other side filled with something a little stronger to help get Santa through his long route delivering presents.

19. Emergency Santa Kit

Because you never know when you might need one.

20. Bottle Decorations Kit

You're welcome.

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If you're looking for the perfect, witty gift, here's your list.

1. Christmas Coffee And Travel Mugs

2. Quotable iPhone Cases

3. Festive Socks

4. Make Christmas Great Again Santa Hats

5. Holiday Help Stemless Wine Glasses

6. Christmas Sweater World

7. Tipsy Elves Sweaters

8. A Christmas Story Candle

9. Harambe Ornament

10. Reinbeer

11. Wine

12. Elf'd Up Christmas Hat

13. A Melted Snowman

14. Tee Spring Tee's

15. Nothing

16. Toilet Paper

17. Already Chewed Cookie Cutters

18. Drinking Santa Hat

19. Emergency Santa Kit

20. Bottle Decorations Kit

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1. The Family Traditions

2. Enough food for an actual army

3. Never enough space

4. Always Loud & Never Boring

5. Parties. Parties. Parties.

6. Scheduling

7. Travelling

8. The family members you see once a year

9. DRAMA

10. The questions about life

AKA, Christmas overload.

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1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

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1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

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1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

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