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Without Valentine's Day Plans?

You don't have to be dateless for Valentine's... again.

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Without Valentine's Day Plans?
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There are tons of people out there who are planning on spending Valentine’s Day alone. But you don’t have to be one of them. I know you “think” you have no one to hang out with, but I’m pretty sure you’re just not looking in the right places.

There are options hidden in the deep corners of your phone. It’s time to scroll, like, really scroll. We’re going where your dignity has never gone before.

1. Picture this: Your ex-boyfriend, his ex-girlfriend, a coffee shop, and you.

Yeah, your mom thinks it’s strange, your ex-boyfriend thinks it’s strange, but who cares? You’re adults now. Adults get coffee. And ex-boyfriends still hang out with your little brother. Sigh.

2. Give the Tinder Boy a chance.

I mean… I’m sure they’re really nice once you get to know them… right? And I bet they are so sweet to their mommas.

3. Have checked your Facebook Messenger recently?

Maybe it’s time to get back to him. He is persistent. You gotta give him that. Plus, who doesn’t like a boy who thinks you’re beautiful?

4. The Guy Who’s Home from Prison

Yeah, so WHAT?

5. Your best friend’s ex-boyfriend

I know what you’re thinking. “That’s breaking Girl Code!!!!” But she suggested it.


I think these are very viable options. But if you’re too “dignified” for this you can always stay home, open a bottle of wine, eat some chocolate and watch 50 First Dates. If you do decide on one of the options above, you better move fast before they make other plans. Even the fuqboys on Tinder have options.

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