"With enough coffee, I feel as though all things are possible. Many of them are highly unlikely, but they are possible".
I am not a morning person. I want to be, but I'm not sure if I can. I need a good amount of sleep but with requirements of daily life, that's usually not possible. In order to function, I need caffeine to wake me up. I usually drink two to three cups of coffee a day, if not more. Without coffee I would be a hot mess and a whole lot of crazy. Here's four characers I would become without my daily coffee.
1. Dory
Quote: "I forget things almost instantly, it runs in my family. At least I think it does" Finding Nemo, 2003
Honestly, without my coffee, the day becomes impossible. How am I supposed to remember anything if I don't have any energy and am falling asleep every two seconds? Want me to do something? You're going to have to tell me every minute because like Dory, I'll just keep forgetting.
2. Carl Fredricksen
Quote: "When will everybody start leaving me alone?" Up, 2009
I will start to become that grumpy old man that wants to be alone without my coffee. I will get annoyed by everyone and become monotoned. I will give you one word answers and not handle childish behavior well.
3. Cruella De Vil
Quote: "Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron's Olympics!" 101 Dalmatians, 1996
Like Cruella De Vil, I become grumpy but in a sassy way. It's probably best to steer clear from me when I don't have coffee in me. You'd probably think I kill puppies (I don't, I swear I love puppies). I'm sorry for the sassy rudeness. I hope I don't look that scary though (I probably do).
4. Napoleon Dynamite
Quote: "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the food!" Napoleon Dynamite, 2004
I will get upset over the simplest things. Someone left the light on? Watch out. Blanket falls off the bed? Oh, heck no. Don't mess with me without some coffee. Oh, and you want me to do something? Dance on stage? Okay, I have no energy or skills but I'll do it because my brain doesn't know what's going on without that coffee.
Yes, these might be a weird mix of characters, but these are all possible personalities that might appear when I don't have my daily coffee. Lack of caffeine can make a person crazy, mean, angry, and well all of these characters. Thank you coffee, for keeping me sane. Unfortunately, I know who I'd be without you so thanks for existing. If you care about your sanity, or mine, you'll ask me before I do anything if I've had coffee. You don't want to mess with me without it.
