CLEVELAND ROCKS!

1. You will always call it Jacob's Field, it is not Progressive Field. IT IS THE JAKE.

2. You consider anything over 30 degrees to be warm weather.

3. You drink pop, not soda.

4. You can't imagine Easter without Malley's.

5. A christmas sony

6. You're either Polish, you're Irish or you're both.

7. You have experienced all four seasons in one week.

8. You play corn hole at every family gathering.

9. You were probably an extra in The Avengers.

10. Who saves you the runaround?

11. You blame everything on lake effect.

12. EVERYTHING.

13. Your river is flammable, and you are very proud of that.

14. You take out of towners to the West Side Market, Melt, or Little Italy. Or all three!

15. YOU HATE THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS WITH A PASSION.

16. You've thrown handfuls of pennies into the Tower City fountain.

17. You've shopped at Marc's more times than you're comfortable saying.

18. You know the difference between the east side and the west side.

19 Sweetest Day is one of the most important holidays in Cleveland, coming in close second to St. Patrick's Day.

20. You drench everything you eat in ranch dressing and that's completely normal.

21. Put-In-Bay is basically the Bahamas of Ohio.

22 You cannot admit you ever hated LeBron because you know you never really did...

23 Two words: GUND ARENA.

24 You hate that poor excuse of the state up north.

25. You have a tiny little anxiety attack every time you're about to go around dead man's curve.