I wish I was the girl who only had fun;
Never crying,
Always smiling,
She always knows which candidate is the right one.
She always looks pretty;
Never a bad picture,
Never a bad angle,
Living it up from city to city.
She is cool with all her friends
Always on point,
Always up-to-date,
She always dresses with the latest trends.
She always has the right jokes
Never a silence,
Always a punch line,
Bringing laughter to all the folks.
This girl is not real,
Yet she is me.
The question is,
How can that be?
This is me on my Facebook,
Instagram,
Pinterest,
Twitter,
And more.
That girl seems perfect,
But she is not really sure.
She lives an amazing life on the Internet,
Whilst sitting on her bedroom floor.
I wish I was as put together as the girl on Facebook,
And as pretty as the one on Instagram.
I wish I was as trendy as the girl on Pinterest,
And as funny as the one on Twitter.
But I am not.
I use filters on my selfies,
And filters for my jokes.
It may seem effortless, but I think about it a lot.
Don’t trust what you read,
And don’t trust what you see.
Because she is really quite average;
Just take it from me.