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A Night Out As Told By Tina Belcher

Thanks Tina...you da bomb.

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A Night Out As Told By Tina Belcher

Tina Belcher always knows what's up. Thank god for her excellent facial expressions and phrasing. She truly knows how to sum a night out on the town. #TeamTina

When you start getting ready for the night but just are way too lazy to give it your all.

When you take forever choosing an outfit to go out in and your friend tells you to hurry up.

Then you finally find an outfit that you like so you start feeling yourself and you're just like, "Yassss!!!"

When you try to convince the bouncer to let you in even though you 100% are not 21+.

When you see a cute guy: What you want to say...

...vs. what you actually do (look like a complete and total idiot).

Your friend gives you a pep talk because it's just that time of night.

And once you've had a few drinks, you finally get the courage to approach the aforementioned cute guy who you can't stop eye flirting with.

Then you both hit the dance floor and get your boogie on.

Suddenly one friend drags you back to the group and makes a toast but you're not feeling it and just want to get back to dancing.

Then a friend sees their ex and you have to calm their crying butt down.

She is begging to leave but you're feeling yourself and want to stay!

Then your Uber driver's car smells like vomit and Febreeze and all you want to do is stick your head out the window and breathe.

When you finally get home but can't fall asleep since you're too wired from all the dranks and dancing.

And your mind begins to wander to a weird scary dark place...

Then when you do finally fall asleep, you have a weird dream that only your odd brain could make up.

And the next day you wanna die because life just sucks (and you're hungover).

Tina...you just get it.

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