1. Deciding what to wear when it first starts getting chilly.
Do you wear gloves? A hat? Is it still too hot to wear Uggs?
2. The fact that, after you have decided what to wear, you realize that you are not wearing enough to keep you from becoming a human popsicle... so you must now layer your clothes.
3. How that somehow, even though its 6 degrees outside, you are profusely sweating.
*hint* its the layers.
4. Taking a shower during winter is almost as hard as waking up in the morning.
Getting yourself out of your warm cozy bed is tough, but getting out of the shower is a whole new level of "I don't wanna."
5. At 7:30pm you're ready for bed, because it's been dark since 5.
6. You have lost all motivation to go anywhere or do anything.
7. Your hair has become more static-y then ever before, and its a real great look paired with your chapped lips.
8. Having to go outside at least 30 minutes before you're supposed to leave.
So you can start your car, turn the heat on in your car, scrape the ice off your car, and if you're really lucky, shovel off snow and dig out your car.
Heres to hoping you make it out of your driveway.
9.Having to gather the strength to go outside every hour to shovel your walkway, and driveway.
10. Watching the neighbor across the street use their fancy schmancy snow plow to get rid of snow with ease, while you're having a bit of a tough time with your measly shovel.
11. Forgetting the rock salt, and now every time someone tries to come in your house from the walkway, it looks something like this.
And finally, when you take off your snow boots after a long day, walking like a dog in booties to avoid stepping in the snow you tracked inside, but you aren't careful enough and you step in snow, and it seeps through your fuzzy socks, and all you want to do is cry.
That feeling alone about sums up Winter. A soaked fuzzy sock on an already freezing foot.
